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[Eggs]

As the title states...

http://mosnews.com/news/2005/07/25/spammerdead.shtml

Guess his rights to spam ended at the tip of a club

 

[maniclion]

Who hasn't wanted to track down the cialis, viagra, levitra guys or the people who assume I have a small dick and offer enlargement pills like I need a brutal reminder that I don't have a 14" cock or the Spurm people who think I want an extra mess to clean up after sex. And the loan folks need to lay off as well as Sumi Mugbuttu and his billion dollar give away if I mail $20'000.00 to cover the processing fees. Just take the 20'000.00 out of my billion and send the rest, hell take a 20 million and send me the rest or leave me the fuck alone. Man I feel like Lewis Black right now my finger is even freaking out ha ha.

 

[DOMS]

From a hidden microphone at the scene of the murder:

"You are receiving *WHAM* this blow to the head *WHAM* because you are part of a *WHAM* specially-selected list of *WHAM* people who agreed to receive *WHAM* blows to the head *WHAM*.

To stop *WHAM* receiving these *WHAM* blows to the head, please *WHAM* email us at no-more-please@optout.blowtothehead.com and *WHAM* we will remove you from our list of *WHAM* blow-to-the-head-club members *WHAM* (heh, we said "club"!) *WHAM* within 24 to 48 hours."

 

[maniclion]

From a hidden microphone at the scene of the murder:

"You are receiving *WHAM* this blow to the head *WHAM* because you are part of a *WHAM* specially-selected list of *WHAM* people who agreed to receive *WHAM* blows to the head *WHAM*.

To stop *WHAM* receiving these *WHAM* blows to the head, please *WHAM* email us at no-more-please@optout.blowtothehead.com and *WHAM* we will remove you from our list of *WHAM* blow-to-the-head-club members *WHAM* (heh, we said "club"!) *WHAM* within 24 to 48 hours."

You spelled *WHAM* wrong should be *\/\/h@/\/\* so the filters don't catch it, otherwise it's hilarious. Our contempt of SPAM really brings out the best in us doesn't it.

 

[Eggs]

17 d03z!