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    Austin Powers Lines:






    A FINE SELECTION OF AUSTIN POWERS CHAT-UP LINES...

    1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
    these wet clothes.

    3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

    4. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
    checking out my package.

    5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
    Thrasher, have you seen one?

    9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blo! w the
    hell outta me.
    11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    12. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
    heaven?

    13. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty >is only a light switch away.

    14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

    15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

    16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you
    by morning.

    17. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to
    suck itself.

    18. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

    19. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

    20. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
    bedroom floor.

    21. My name is! (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
    it later.

    22. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
    again?

    23. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    24. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
    to you.

    25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

    26. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't
    you like pizza?

    27. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go
    home

    28. Do you wash your pants in Mr clean because I can see
    myself in them.

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    cute i think i'll use this one.

    . I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    Throw me a frickin bone here people.

    I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs.

    Zip it.

    One kajillion faffilion...pounds.

    No no...we don't eat our kitty.

    I mean who throws a shoe? Honestly?

    Shh.
    Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.

    The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.

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    Mini-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
    Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet, but no I'm not.
    Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
    Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
    Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to?

    Hands down the best pick up line of the 3.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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