Its 1:30 the bar closes in 30 mins all the hot chicks have been picked up because guys who you went to high school with and still think are your friends wouldn't stop talking to you! theres 2 girls giving you the eye!
Pick which chick you are gonna bang tonight...
1)Perfect tits, horrible dimpled saggy ass
2)Perfect ass, saggy baggy A-cups with nasty ass nipples