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    Men Strike Back

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.



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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.


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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.


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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."


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    How do you fix a woman's watch?

    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.


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    Why do men pass gas more than women?

    Because women can't shut up long enough to
    build up the required pressure.


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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.


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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

    A woman who won't do what she's told.


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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's sex drive by 90%.

    It's called a Wedding Cake.


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    Why do men die before their wives?

    They want to.
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    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
    Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!



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    OH, BTW

    My GF sent these to me -

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    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
    Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!



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    lol, whered u find it?
    You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

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    How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...


























    None, make that bitch cook in the dark.
    You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

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    jk ladies :P
    You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA some of the funniest Jokes in a long time,
    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.


    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."


    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

    These cracked the whole house man!! even my bitch laughed a little
    Damn funny man
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    If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you always got.

    12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
    just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!

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    Funny...
    "O mankind! Eat of that which is lawful and wholesome in the earth, and follow not the footsteps of the devil. Lo! he is an open enemy for you." Q(2:168)

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