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    What is the nastiest porno youve ever seen?






    I've havent seen many, but the nastiest one I can think of is the one called fuckface. They literally fuck this hoe in the mouth and nut down her throat to the point she chokes and throws sperm back up.........while suckin down another load!
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    My freshman year of college my suitemates had one called Scatman, and that song scatman played during it, and it was nothing but people getting shat on. It was some nasty shit.

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    God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashong
    God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashong
    God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol.
    Looks like someone hasn't seen a porno mag yet. Haven't stumbled upon Daddy's private collection? Look under the mattress.

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    Sorry but the porn I look at doesn't have people SHITTING on each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashong
    Sorry but the porn I look at doesn't have people SHITTING on each other.
    It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.

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    The one that concieved Gothand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.
    We all do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.
    Funniest shit I've read this week

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    The one that concieved Gothand.
    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules;


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    Quote Originally Posted by god hand

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    By far the worst porn I have ever seen was the one starring Dale Mabry and Twin Peak........I think it was called "Two inches for two Idiots"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashong
    God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.
    Gothand just wants to know what's the best one to buy now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by topolo
    By far the worst porn I have ever seen was the one starring Dale Mabry and Twin Peak........I think it was called "Two inches for two Idiots"

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    I wonder how many porn sessions have ended up in pregnancy? Just knowing that your moment of initial conception is documented on tape would be cool especially if it had a date time stamp on the master.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by god hand
    What's the nastiest porno you've ever seen?
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    You all have me beat. The only one that I thought was bad was Lord of The G-Strings.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    You all have me beat. The only one that I thought was bad was Lord of The G-Strings.




    Well Gothand does IM was pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    Looks like someone hasn't seen a porno mag yet. Haven't stumbled upon your fathers private collection? Look under the mattress.
    Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer!
    (I don't believe you've never seen his book before)

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    Dirty Love

    Frank Zappa


    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like you might surrender
    To some dragon in your dreams

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like a pink donation
    To the dragon in your dreams

    I don’t need your sweet devotion
    I don’t want your cheap emotion
    Just whip me up some dragon lotion
    For your dirty love

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like some tacky little pamphlet
    In your daddy’s bottom drawer

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    I don’t believe you have ever seen
    That book before

    I don’t need no consolation
    I don’t want your reservation
    I only got one destination
    An’ that’s your dirty love

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Just like your mama
    Make her fuzzy poodle do

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    The way your mama
    Make that nasty poodle chew

    I’ll ignore your cheap aroma
    And your little-bo-peep diploma
    I’ll just put you in a coma
    With some dirty love

    The poodle bites!
    (come on, frenchie)
    The poodle chews it!
    (snap it!)
    The poodle bites!
    (come on, frenchie)
    The poodle chews it!
    (snap it!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    Dirty Love

    Frank Zappa

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like you might surrender
    To some dragon in your dreams

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like a pink donation
    To the dragon in your dreams

    I don’t need your sweet devotion
    I don’t want your cheap emotion
    Just whip me up some dragon lotion
    For your dirty love

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like some tacky little pamphlet
    In your daddy’s bottom drawer

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    I don’t believe you have ever seen
    That book before

    I don’t need no consolation
    I don’t want your reservation
    I only got one destination
    An’ that’s your dirty love

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Just like your mama
    Make her fuzzy poodle do

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    The way your mama
    Make that nasty poodle chew

    I’ll ignore your cheap aroma
    And your little-bo-peep diploma
    I’ll just put you in a coma
    With some dirty love

    The poodle bites!
    (come on, frenchie)
    The poodle chews it!
    (snap it!)
    The poodle bites!
    (come on, frenchie)
    The poodle chews it!
    (snap it!)
    I just whored this on ROCK's thread -

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    Like you might surrender
    To some dragon in your dreams

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

    ...






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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    Like you might surrender
    To some dragon in your dreams
    Whip me up some...


    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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    um, i'm too curious n it doesn't always lead to discovering nice stuff. i'd say max hardcore and toilet man are the worst i've seen if we are talking strictly humans...

    just curious godhand, why didn't u ask what the best stuff we saw was? hmmm that is the same curiosity problem i have.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    Whip me up some...

    haha. good one.

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    Did I miss somthing? Is this thread officialy trashed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    just curious godhand, why didn't u ask what the best stuff we saw was? hmmm that is the same curiosity problem i have.
    Because most of the time the nastiest stuff is the best!
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    the one movie that sticks out the most is this one hoe that got DP'd and then squirted out the jizz from her ass into a cup then drank it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.
    Damn...I must have missed that...I feel left out
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