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    Hey Dumb Shits

    I fucked this ugly girl twice last night. Woke up and found out she was beautiful.. what should I do now.

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    ...Were you drunk?

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    I fucked this ugly girl twice last night. Woke up and found out she was beautiful.. what should I do now.
    Hey dumb shit.

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    fuck her in the ass

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    Pay her $20.00 and say thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    I fucked this ugly girl twice last night. Woke up and found out she was beautiful.. what should I do now.


    And you think im stupid?? Look at the things you say and your, what?? over 50 years old. Grow the fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    I fucked this ugly girl twice last night. Woke up and found out she was beautiful.. what should I do now.
    tell topolo to take the wig off and properly introduce himself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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    ...Were you drunk?
    yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    tell topolo to take the wig off and properly introduce himself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
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    That's a first, usually being drunk makes an ugly person pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashong
    And you think im stupid?? Look at the things you say and your, what?? over 50 years old. Grow the fuck up.
    no I know your stupid by your last threads about wearing a suit of armour to get big. Now take your 15 year old ass and go beat off youngester while I fuck the next door neighbor.

    Tough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    yes
    Get her a night job...

    Then when you wake form your habgover she will be there
    and beautiful -

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    Posts some pics of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Posts some pics of her...
    ...titties

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Posts some pics of her.
    CAN"T. Found out when I woke up I guess I was still drunk. Made a date with her the next night. As soon as I saw her she was the ugliest person i have ever met. Went to the doctor the next day to have may self check. But a waste of money. Who else but me would have fucked her.

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    I thought you had a 24yo wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    CAN"T. Found out when I woke up I guess I was still drunk. Made a date with her the next night. As soon as I saw her she was the ugliest person i have ever met. Went to the doctor the next day to have may self check. But a waste of money. Who else but me would have fucked her.
    I told you about them Mexicans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by musclepump
    I told you about them Mexicans.
    Racist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    CAN"T. Found out when I woke up I guess I was still drunk. Made a date with her the next night. As soon as I saw her she was the ugliest person i have ever met. Went to the doctor the next day to have may self check. But a waste of money. Who else but me would have fucked her.
    dam PT have you been drinking all week ? I had a great buzz saturday after I dropped you guys off at the casino. unfortunately I never made it to the gym on sunday....

    hey PM me with Rick's number when you get the chance.
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    will do "t". I'll e-mail you with it.
    Quote Originally Posted by LAM
    dam PT have you been drinking all week ? I had a great buzz saturday after I dropped you guys off at the casino. unfortunately I never made it to the gym on sunday....

    hey PM me with Rick's number when you get the chance.

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    Congratulations Casanova....

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    [QUOTE=LAM]dam PT have you been drinking all week ? I had a great buzz saturday after I dropped you guys off at the casino. unfortunately I never made it to the gym on sunday.... QUOTE]

    LAM and Tough....

    You guys need to hook me up on where the skanks hang out
    when I come out there for the "O"

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    You know, I think you guys would be happier posting at www.okaygood.com.

    That whole site is meant for stupid threads like this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    no I know your stupid by your last threads about wearing a suit of armour to get big.

    Tough
    OMFG ROFL
    dAMN, THAT was the funniest shit i heard all day. good one old man. Fuck; suit of armor.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    no I know your stupid by your last threads about wearing a suit of armour to get big. Now take your 15 year old ass and go beat off youngester while I fuck the next door neighbor.

    Tough
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    12-12-2002, 07:24 PM Robert DiMaggio
    just think if we deleted the two word only thread, the post whore thread, etc., then their post counts would drop to about half!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Dad
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    Nope. Just got my eyes open.
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    Quote Originally Posted by musclepump
    Nope. Just got my eyes open.
    Racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Dad
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    Nope. Just got his eyes open.

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