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    Bottom Deodorant

    Bottom Deodorant


    A blonde walks into a Pharmacy and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist overhears and is a little bemused. He explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.

    Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

    "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." We just have underarm deodorants.

    "But I always get it here," says the blonde.

    "Do you have the container it comes in?"

    "Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."

    About an hour later, she returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

    Annoyed, the blonde snatches the deodorant back and reads out loud from the package,


    "To apply, push up bottom."

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    Eww I hope the pharmacist washes his/her hands afterwards.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Just wanted to bump this for John


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