That reminds me a comedian's routine (I can't remember the name):
Men and women are different.
If the man gets horribly disfigured, the woman will say "I so sorry for you. With our love, we can work through anything. I love you!"
Now, if the man and woman are walking down the street and a truck jumps the curb and takes the woman's legs off, the man will say "Here's five dollars for a cab. Sorry things didn't workout for us."