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ForemanRules said:1. Always feel sorry feel yourself......in time this will break down your self esteem
2. Keep in mind that she doesn't need you and can replace you in less than a day.
3. when making love remember that she has had better and bigger...much bigger
4. if you two get in a fight assume thats its your fault every time
5. let her control all the money.....she will give you an allowance if she sees fit.
Just some things that might help you lose your balls and self esteem.
which half? Just for curiosity's sake, of course....ForemanRules said:I'll put down as a half bitch then
so....what are STD type of people...so I, we can be on the look out for them?Vieope said:exactly sleep with STD type of people.
Same couple 6 years and 3 kids laterDiGiTaL said:Here is a a couples having sex with condoms:
*Guys puts it in and starts moving in and out*
Guy: so...how was work?
Girl: it was good...did you finish your project?
Guy: ya ya...hehe it was nice...but i was so hungry during my presentation though.
Girl: aww you should have ate something before..
^ That is while having sex.
This is without the condom:
Guy: OOOOhhh
Girl: OOHH YES BABY!!!
GUY: OOH MAN...
GIRL: Oooh BABY HARDER!!!!
GUY: oo I LOVE You
GIRL: I loVe you TOO BABY!!! SOO MUCH!! OOH YES!!!!SS!!
Now...which one do you want to hear/talk about during sex?
I'm not touching this with a ten foot poleduece said:so as long as the rubber dosnt break what are the odds of getting something
duece said:so as long as the rubber dosnt break what are the odds of getting something
Diametrically proportional to your desire to marry the wench ...duece said:so as long as the rubber dosnt break what are the odds of getting something