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  1. 10-07-2005, 12:47 PM #1
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    Bush to destroy the Sun!


    "You see Mr. President if we aim these large reflective mirrors back at the Sun we can overload it and destroy it, thus giving us a chance to recreate our own Sun by coating the Moon with oil and setting it ablaze."

    "Brilliant, I'll have my team draw up the prop..... ah fuck I can do whatever I want go ahead, it's getting too damned hot around here anyway. Besides the Sun competes against our artificial light sources and that means less fossil fuels burned which means less money for me and my buddies."
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    Hogwash. I like President Bush. You can all keep making jokes about him but I see none of you wanting to be the President of the United States.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Hogwash. I like President Bush. You can all keep making jokes about him but I see none of you wanting to be the President of the United States.

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  5. 10-07-2005, 01:07 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg

    No.. not you large pkg.. I had faith in you once..
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  6. 10-07-2005, 03:10 PM #5
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    Nothing would happen if we blew up the sun............................................... .............................................
    How long until Rich responds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    Nothing would happen if we blew up the sun............................................... .............................................
    How long until Rich responds?
    I'm no physicist, but, technically speaking, isn't the Sun blowing up right now???

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  8. 10-07-2005, 03:40 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by cfs3
    I'm no physicist, but, technically speaking, isn't the Sun blowing up right now???
    you're right....






    you're not a physicist.
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  9. 10-07-2005, 03:45 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Hogwash. I like President Bush. You can all keep making jokes about him but I see none of you wanting to be the President of the United States.
    I want to be President of The United States, it's just they don't let poets and dreamers into the Whitehouse anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I want to be President of The United States, it's just they don't let poets and dreamers into the Whitehouse anymore.

    Only looters and polluters are allowed entrance.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  11. 10-07-2005, 04:00 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Hogwash. I like President Bush. You can all keep making jokes about him but I see none of you wanting to be the President of the United States.
    I probably wouldn't be so critical of him if I lived in a foreign country either, so shut your Mexican ass up.
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    I mean we're talking about a President whose wisest words have been:

    Chew before you swallow.George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    you're right....

    you're not a physicist.
    So very 'ouch'...

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  14. 10-07-2005, 05:26 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I want to be President of The United States, it's just they don't let poets and dreamers into the Whitehouse anymore.
    Good, poets belong in a gallery or in the classroom.

    maybe to consult in a catchy phrase during a presidential speech
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  15. 10-07-2005, 06:03 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    Nothing would happen if we blew up the sun............................................... .............................................
    How long until Rich responds?
    Nothing would happen because the sun has less mass than the earth.
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  16. 10-07-2005, 06:11 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by lnvanry
    Good, poets belong in a gallery or in the classroom.

    maybe to consult in a catchy phrase during a presidential speech
    To further my message, they don't let anyone with imagination in just ambition.
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  17. 10-07-2005, 06:40 PM #16
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    shoulda seen it comin...


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  18. 10-07-2005, 09:00 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepper
    Nothing would happen because the sun has less mass than the earth.
    Pepper, do you know how much I hate the color orange?
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    I want to be president.
    Let's all join together and SPEAK ENGLISH IN AMERICA.

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  20. 10-07-2005, 10:51 PM #19
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    I want to be president, just have to wait until I hit 35
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    Did God tell bush to destroy the sun, too?
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  22. 10-08-2005, 02:32 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I so shut your Mexican ass up.
    Buy me lunch and a beer and I'll think about it. Now if you still short on cash then this coming week leave your chick on the corner for a few extra days. Even though this is Mexico and lunch and a beer might only cost $3, your girl only make 50 cents a throw. So maybe it's going to take 6 days for you to have the money. I'll be patient and wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    No.. not you large pkg.. I had faith in you once..

    I disappoint people on a daily basis.
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