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    Asshole cop

    I got threatened with a ticket because I farted in school today, they said it was a classroom disruption. They said I was starting to get an attitude about a $250 ticket for farting, so they threatened me with jail time. I talked my way out of the ticket but thats some bullshit..

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    That must have been one smelly fart. Was it a wet one at least?

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    For real though that's bullshit. Some kid almost got tasered at our school for getting an additude. They put it on the news.

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    You deserve that ticket and I hope they give it to you.....
    Only a total piece of shit would let a huge fart in class
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    My friend did it during final exams and it smelled terrible. It was hiliarous.

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    I would be curious to know what the actual citation would say.

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    Probably desturbing the peace/talking back to a cop.

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    Blame it on everyone else. Now tell the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleKid
    I got threatened with a ticket because I farted in school today, they said it was a classroom disruption. They said I was starting to get an attitude about a $250 ticket for farting, so they threatened me with jail time. I talked my way out of the ticket but thats some bullshit..
    there are cops at your school ?
    William F. Buckley describes a conservative as, "someone who stands athwart history, yelling Stop." - and then proceeds to drag civilization back to times best left in history's dungheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAM
    there are cops at your school ?
    We have 3 there all day everyday. We even had some in middle school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAM
    there are cops at your school ?
    I worked at a school like that...........
    It was called a Juvenile Lock down Facility


    The kids were all convicted Felons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
    We have 3 there all day everyday. We even had some in middle school.
    why would you need police presence in a middle school ? must be some bad ass little kids there
    William F. Buckley describes a conservative as, "someone who stands athwart history, yelling Stop." - and then proceeds to drag civilization back to times best left in history's dungheap.

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