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HANK-VISSER

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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH

You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
(a). You can legally kill yourself (b). You can legally be killed
You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....
You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your
neighbours.
If the economy is bad, blame the Germans.
If a war is started blame the Germans.
If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN

You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.
You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
You are either a.like the Dutch, just less efficient b.like the French, just less romantic c.like the
Germans
Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.
No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make
fun of you.
More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders Face it. It's not really a
country, is it?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:

When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time
You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
If there's a war you can surrender really early.
You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
You don't have to bother with toilets, just do it in the street.
People think you're a great lover even when you're not.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :

You can have a woman president without electing her.
You can spell color wrong and get away with it.
You can call Budweiser beer.
You can be a crook and still be president.
If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
If you can breathe you can get a gun.
You get to be really obese.
You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN:

You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.
You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.
You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour ozone-hole
radiation the other half.
You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.
You can go skiing in your knickers.
You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.
You have to be a woman to get anywhere.
You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing - its fairly spacious.
When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about killing polar bears and
shagging penguins - and they believe you.
You can actually get bored with blondes.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :

Two World Wars and One World Cup.
Warm beer.
You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
Union jack underpants.
Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
Ditto changing underwear.
Beats being Welsh.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN :

In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.
Unembarrassed to wear fur.
No need to worry about tax returns.
Glorious military history prior to 400BC.
Can wear sunglasses inside.
Political stability.
Flexible working hours.
Live near the Pope.
Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.
Country run by Sicilian murderers.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :

Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.
The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
Honesty.
Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life
in front of bulls.
You get to eat bull's testicles.
Gibraltar.
Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING PORTUGUESE:

Everyone thinks you're speaking Russian.
Noboday wants to learn Portuguese.
Everyone thinks you live in a Spanish province.
You can brag to have been the first "civilised" nation to engage in the slave trade.
You can brag to have been the first "civilised" nation to abolish the slave trade.
Your first King was French, his first alliance was with an English King and their first enemy was a Spanish King. The only sport you are good at is running...its also the cheapest.
Paris, as the second largest portuguese speaking city in the world has become a suburb of Lisbon.
You spend a life working abroad saving money that you afraid of spending.
Commit any crime in Portugal and you are guaranteed to get the lightest sentence in the world.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :

Give them a second chance
Oktoberfest.
Okotberfest-beer.
BMW.
VW.
Audi.
Mercedes.
On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail in any
other country of the world.
You do not have to learn German as a foreign language.
You think Sauerkraut is delicious.
Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law (yet).

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN :

Chicken Madras.
Lamb Passanda.
Onion Bhaji.
Bombay Potato.
Chicken Tikka Masala.
Rogan Josh.
Popadoms.
Chicken Dopiaza.sala.
Kingfisher lager.
Aggravate everyone else by shaking your head when talking.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:

You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH :

Guinness.
18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
Pubs never close.
Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.
No one can ever remember the night before.
Kill people you don't agree with.
Stew.
More Guinness.
Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :

It beats being an American.
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN:

Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bar steward that no civilized
nation on earth wanted.
Fosters Lager.
Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.
Tact and sensitivity.
Bondi Beach.
Other beaches.
Liberated attitude to homosexuals.
Drinking cold lager on the beach.
Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GREEK

You get to shout about your culture although the only real culture most
Greeks have is what is growing between their toes.
The police are even more corrupt than the criminals they are supposed to be chasing.
You can blow your nose in the street by pinching it between the thumb and forefinger and
trumpeting forth without everyone around wretching their stomach contents up
at the sight.
Old women can sport moustaches.
Young women can sport moustaches.
Men can be hairier than the average grizzly bear and not get put in a zoo.
You get to call the bouzouki a musical instrument when the rest of the world sees it as an instrument of torture. You are the only nation to have lost its marbles and still wants to let everyone else around the world
know about it.
Ridiculous bureaucracy.
Nana Mouskouri and Demis Roussos.
 
Every country is corrupt in their own unique way. :thumb:

Except the USA, we're perfect. :thumb:

... :hmmm:
 
No, we're not perfect, we're just the best.
 
The australian one sucks because it left out,

"Observing dangerous creatures in the wild, and often provoking them to the point of biting, stinging or stabbing"

example: This is the most dangerous spiider in the woorld! You're alright mate. Krikie it bit me!
 
BigDyl said:
The australian one sucks because it left out,

"Observing dangerous creatures in the wild, and often provoking them to the point of biting, stinging or stabbing"

example: This is the most dangerous spiider in the woorld! You're alright mate. Krikie it bit me!

You misspelled crikey.
 
HANK-VISSER said:
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :

You can have a woman president without electing her.
You can spell color wrong and get away with it.
You can call Budweiser beer.
You can be a crook and still be president.
If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
If you can breathe you can get a gun.
You get to be really obese.
You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IN OPEN CHAT.

Too fat to go into the training forum.
Too lazy to go into the diet forum.
Too ugly to go into the sexual health forum.
Too stupid to go to the suggestion box forum.
Too cheap to go to the elite members only forum.
Ignored the new members here forum.
Realized the new members here forum was useless; but at least Robert said,"Welcome to IM! :thumb: Give me money"
Dont bother visiting the Anabolic zone forum, Homebrewn research forum, or having an Online Journal.. probably related to the first reason.
Because despite all the reasons above; the women on IM rule and this is the only place you can hang out with them.
Small penis.
 
gay hank...about as gay as your avatar:laugh:..and your name:thumb:
 
HANK-VISSER said:
you suggest i change my avatar? :(
If you are gay then keep the avatar you have now :thumb:
 
nooooooooooooo more kick boxing cardio:cry:
 
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