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    The Blonde Year In Review
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    January
    - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

    February
    - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

    March
    - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years".

    April
    - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.


    May
    - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

    June
    - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.


    July
    - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

    August
    - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

    September
    - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."


    October
    - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

    November
    - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

    December
    - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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