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Rap music? Anyone heard "Laffy Taffy" or is it s Southern thing?

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[Intro]
That laffy taffy (candy girl)
Girl, shake dat laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
Shake that laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
Girl, shake that laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
That laffy taffy (candy girl)
That laffy taffy

[Verse 1]
I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt)(oh)
Cause you so thick
Girls call me Jolly Rancher
Cause I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my God!)
Girl this ain't no dance flo'
This a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro'
I wop? I roll
It's all I do
It's the summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me cold (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
Don't be shy
Hoe I'm Faybo (oh)
I know you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(well tell 'em, damn whassup, whassup let's go, let's go, let's go)

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Girl, shake that laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
Shake that laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
Girl, shake that laffy taffy
That laffy taffy
That laffy taffy (candy girl)
That laffy taffy

[Verse 2]
C'mon trick, c'mon trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like the way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin' me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' this
Big ole ass you shakin' bitch
Close yo mouth and don't say shit
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work that pole and work it well



Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Girl, lemme touch ya
I will neva tell
Security guard don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched that hoe
All the money just hit the flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
Hoe can't even shake no mo'
They tired out
Let's ride out
Bitch you wanna go
Then she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin' no mo'
Start movin' on my Faybo
Bitch she probably already know
Lemme see that laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Say baby girl
Ay what you gon' do
I got a hundred ones
I wanna po' on you
Just keep that ass shakin'
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip that grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cause girl you on yo job
You got my dick hard
The way you touch them toes
Workin' them micros
On the stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hose (candy girl)
Got me goin' in my pocket pullin' out mo' dough
Let the waitress know I need to order, five hundred mo'
You best believe later on we headed to the mo'
So gone and pack them bags
And let's motherfuckin' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine ass
At the front do'
Girl, you don't know
I'ma toss the laffy taffy
Toss it, flip it, and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

[Chorus]
 
(most) Rap music sucks!
all it is is resampling of someone elses art and invention
 
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NO its not a southern thang.....THey play it in Chicago too


Laffy Taffy might be own of the worst rap songs I have ever heard...musically and lyrically.

Next time you hear it..listen to the sound (the techno noise) THey play 4 notes over and over and over....

It will be forgotten in a few weeks...maybe a couple of months:yell:
 
that song is a disgrace to hip-hop
 
I have heard it and a girl at school calls me mr.cheeko stik
 
who cares! quit being such an attention whore anna!
 
MyK said:
who cares! quit being such an attention whore anna!
:rolleyes:


Do you get frustrated MyK when posting with an attractive woman?
 
lnvanry said:
:rolleyes:


Do you get frustrated MyK when posting with an attractive woman?

actually it was a joke! its a shame that you dont have a sense of humour to appreciate it! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Yea, Im rreeeeeeeeaaaaaalllyyy frustrated!!!


 
whoa i thought u (Myk) were serious. anyways, that song is stupid
 
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AnnaDTX said:
whoa i thought u (Myk) were serious. anyways, that song is stupid

why did you make a thread about it if you think its stupid?
 
MyK said:
why did you make a thread about it if you think its stupid?

Is that a serious question? People make threads like this (useless knowledge/random thoughts) all the time. Because we're all :crazy: !
 
Skeet skeet skeet all over this thread, YEAH!!!!!!.... WHAT?

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mancilion thats fu*king funny.


just trying to make "conversation" .
 
You hear that song and the lady humps or lumps or bumps song all the time in clubs and bars and shit here in the Colorado
 
AnnaDTX said:
mancilion thats fu*king funny.


just trying to make "conversation" .


I wonder how many people here know what skeet means!
 
Paleoanthropoligists polish the bones of rap artists that i dip in my hydrochloric waters....
 
That damn song sucks! This dude right here makes some good songs tho.

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god hand said:
That damn song sucks! This dude right here makes some good songs tho.

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Hes either very proud of his teeth or has a really weird smile!!
 
MyK said:
Hes either very proud of his teeth or has a really weird smile!!
Both! Kinda like this man

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now that you mention it, what f*ck does SKEET mean?

Is that Mike Jones, who, Mike Jones?
 
god hand said:
That damn song sucks! This dude right here makes some good songs tho.

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That's what pisses me off about 90% of rappers is that they're mostly monkey see monkey do types, very few original thinkers in the game.

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AnnaDTX said:
now that you mention it, what f*ck does SKEET mean?

Is that Mike Jones, who, Mike Jones?

Skeet last time I checked means this

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AnnaDTX said:
now that you mention it, what f*ck does SKEET mean?

Is that Mike Jones, who, Mike Jones?



it means blowing a load!!!!
 
R U serious...how do NOT know WTF skeet means...Unless your over 30 or from a foreign country you should know what it means.


OK if your from a town in the midwest with a population under 1,000 and have no cable TV then thats an excuse too
 
lnvanry said:
R U serious...how do NOT know WTF skeet means...Unless your over 30 or from a foreign country you should know what it means.


OK if your from a town in the midwest with a population under 1,000 and have no cable TV then thats an excuse too


you only know because I told you
 
MyK said:
you only know because I told you
coming from Canada (BC right?) what do you think of Laffy Taffy?
 
lnvanry said:
coming from Canada (BC right?) what do you think of Laffy Taffy?


Windsor, across from detroit!

haven't heard it! probably have just didnt know what it is! i hang out in pubs and lounges, not dance bars!
 
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