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    Weird sex acts and their names.... which do you know?

    Ok, what weird sex acts do you know and what are their names... there are a BILLION of these, most of them are hilarious the names are so funny too.

    Off the top of my head I could think of:

    Blumpie- a blowjob while pooping
    The Pirate- shooting your load in a girls eye then kicking her in the leg (making her a "patch" eye and a peg leg i suppose)
    Rodeo- while doing a girl in the butt you tell her you have AIDs then try to hold on as she tries to buck you off
    Gorilla- you shoot your load on a girls face then pull off a hand full of your pubes and throw them on her face, giving her a face with black hair all over it
    Glass bottom boat- you put seran (spelling), well plastic wrap over the girls mouth then poop on it
    Cleveland steamer- poop on the chest then squat down on it and rub it all over

    ok well im drawing a blank... I cant think of anymore off the top of my head oh well post any you know in here, these are hilarious
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    Rusty Trombone.......getting your asshole licked while recieving a hand job.

    Hot Carl.................................A girl taking a nice hot steaming shit on your chest!
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    ^ ahhah, rusty trombone, i forgot that one
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    Come on people...shocker...really? Shrimper should clarify what it is.
    Strawberry Milkshake - When you cum in her mouth you punch her in the mouth so it bleeds
    Puppies in a bathtub - You do her in the butt and try to put your balls in her vag. Why you try to one will keep popping out like a puppy out of the bathtub
    Mortal Kombat - Scream mortal combat, jam it deep, then run out of the room and hide...followed by her confused walk of shame
    Space Docking - She is in a handstand position...you stand over her...then you poop onto/into her vag
    Dragon Breath - Jam it deep when getting a blowjob so it comes out her nose
    Rusty Trombone - She blows in your butt while giving you a reach around hand job
    Fish Eye - Bust in her eye. Leaves it cloudy like not so fresh fish.
    Donkey Punch - Do her in the ass and then when it gets loose you punch her in the back of the head, the shock will tighten it up

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    The Vulcan- its a modified shocker by making a V shape



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    Quote Originally Posted by dougnukem View Post
    dirty sanchez
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    These were all funny to read...the only one I have ever received is the dirty sanchez...although if I am getting it in the butt I have cleaned up pretty good before so there is really not much more than a cum mustache.

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    Dump Truck: Tucking the balls between the legs while the female performs oral sex. Then, while ejaculating in her mouth, you take a dump on her chest while making beeping noises like a dump truck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Work IN Progress View Post
    Flying squirrel
    the Spidey or Spiderman
    the double fish hook
    I think I have only been single fish hooked...(getting railed doggie style while my boyfriend hooks the side of my mouth with a finger and pulls back sideways.) Gosh, I had no idea sooo many of these positions had such creative names!!

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