Weird sex acts and their names.... which do you know?
Ok, what weird sex acts do you know and what are their names... there are a BILLION of these, most of them are hilarious the names are so funny too.
Off the top of my head I could think of:
Blumpie- a blowjob while pooping The Pirate- shooting your load in a girls eye then kicking her in the leg (making her a "patch" eye and a peg leg i suppose) Rodeo- while doing a girl in the butt you tell her you have AIDs then try to hold on as she tries to buck you off Gorilla- you shoot your load on a girls face then pull off a hand full of your pubes and throw them on her face, giving her a face with black hair all over it Glass bottom boat- you put seran (spelling), well plastic wrap over the girls mouth then poop on it Cleveland steamer- poop on the chest then squat down on it and rub it all over
ok well im drawing a blank... I cant think of anymore off the top of my head oh well post any you know in here, these are hilarious
Come on people...shocker...really? Shrimper should clarify what it is. Strawberry Milkshake - When you cum in her mouth you punch her in the mouth so it bleeds Puppies in a bathtub - You do her in the butt and try to put your balls in her vag. Why you try to one will keep popping out like a puppy out of the bathtub Mortal Kombat - Scream mortal combat, jam it deep, then run out of the room and hide...followed by her confused walk of shame Space Docking - She is in a handstand position...you stand over her...then you poop onto/into her vag Dragon Breath - Jam it deep when getting a blowjob so it comes out her nose
Rusty Trombone - She blows in your butt while giving you a reach around hand job Fish Eye - Bust in her eye. Leaves it cloudy like not so fresh fish. Donkey Punch - Do her in the ass and then when it gets loose you punch her in the back of the head, the shock will tighten it up
These were all funny to read...the only one I have ever received is the dirty sanchez...although if I am getting it in the butt I have cleaned up pretty good before so there is really not much more than a cum mustache.
the Spidey or Spiderman
the double fish hook
I think I have only been single fish hooked...(getting railed doggie style while my boyfriend hooks the side of my mouth with a finger and pulls back sideways.) Gosh, I had no idea sooo many of these positions had such creative names!!