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    Arrow Battle of the sexes...

    Of course men would win but it's not about that...

    What advantages/disadvantages do you see in being one or the other?
    Last edited by SuperFlex; 11-28-2005 at 06:56 PM.
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    Arrow Women

    Advantages:
    1) Play with titties in the shower.
    2) Play with vagina in the shower, on the toilet, driving, at your desk at work, driving home, on the toilet, cooking dinner, before bed...
    3) Wash that ass...
    4) Use the above meantioned assets to destroy man and eventually take over the earth.
    5) Lesbian sex!
    6) Easy to find a sucker...
    7) Play with titties...
    8) Internet would be more fun.
    9) Chance of having sexual relations with SuperFlex!
    10) Play with titties...

    Disadvantages:
    1) Periods
    2) Child birth
    3) One day your tittie start saggin and your the only one willing to play with them...
    4) Multiple orgasims everytime (when dating SuperFlex... )
    5) Sex with any other man.
    6) Vaginal oders
    7) Weaker physically
    8) Weaker mentally....................
    9) Sweating at church...
    10) Harder to make money. (unless you use your titties...)
    May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steele20
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    Cool Men

    Advantages:
    1) Physically superior
    2) The man...(If you're white)
    3) Bread winner
    4) Not a hoe. Just a pimp...
    5) Sports cars
    6) Sports
    7) Ejaculate and run!(sorry but true...)
    8) Who cares if your socks match.
    9) Bitches...(oh I mean ladies...)
    10) Every now and then you get to play with a titty...

    Disadvantages:
    1) Trying to pee with morning wood. (hint: put one forearm against the wall behind the toilet. Lean foward at a 45 degree angle and apply downward pressure to the shaft using a palms turned in grip. If flexible use your right foot. You may still hit the backside a little but it's an improvement. Or just pee on the shower wall...)
    2) Puberty
    3) Not all men are created equal and women are all sluts!
    4) Poop too much... (dingleberries...)
    5) Pussy whooped is always a treat to ones well being...
    6) It stops getting hard one day.
    7) Daughters...
    8) Child support if you don't run fast enough.
    9) Bills
    10) Women...
    May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperFlex
    Advantages:

    Disadvantages:
    1) Trying to pee with morning wood. (hint: put one forearm against the wall behind the toilet. Lean foward at a 45 degree angle and apply downward pressure to the shaft using a palms turned in grip. If flexible use your right foot. You may still hit the backside a little but it's an improvement. Or just pee on the shower wall...)
    2) Puberty
    3) Not all men are created equal and women are all sluts!
    4) Poop too much... (dingleberries...)
    5) Pussy whooped is always a treat to ones well being...
    6) It stops getting hard one day.
    7) Daughters...
    8) Child support if you don't run fast enough.
    9) Bills
    10) Women...

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    Men

    Advantages:

    1)Physically Superior
    2)Higher Wage Earners and no glass cielings
    3)Sleep with lots of women, and you're a legend
    4)Don't need to worry about the latest fashion trends
    5)No makeup or any of that rubbish
    6)No need to straighten or blow dry our hair for hours
    7)Fart/Burp and get away with it most of the time
    8)Sports
    9)Leaders of the world for thousands of years
    10)Ability to save money better
    11)No Need to talk about absolute pointless rubbish
    12)Academically men have achieved so much more (unfair adv, but so what)
    13)Allowed to stare at womens boobs and get away with it, if women stare at men they look desperate
    14)We Can Drive properly !
    15)We don't tend to bitch and use nasty tactics to get each other back, we just punch each other, and then go home, wipe our wounds and a new day begins.
    16)Sports cars
    17)"Ejaculate and run!(sorry but true...)" - Hell yea, haha.
    18)Our "Shelf life" is a lot longer, men can look good all the way up to 60-65.
    19)No Periods
    20)Not likely to get sexually attacked or Raped
    21)Can be a little dirty and get away with it, an unclean women...yuck.
    22)Can be ugly and still get a hot girl, ugly women tend to not pick up good looking men
    23)Able to get absolutely wasted and not care about being sexually abused.(It does happen sometimes though )
    24)We don't tend to Cry and get over emotional about stupid things
    25)We wont get a cum shot in the eye !

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    Quote Originally Posted by silencer
    Men
    11)No Need to talk about absolute pointless rubbish
    HOW DID I MISS THAT!

    14)We Can Drive properly !
    GENIUS...

    20)Not likely to get sexually attacked or Raped
    HOW IS THIS AN ADVANTAGE WOMEN NEED TO BE MORE VOILENT...

    22)Can be ugly and still get a hot girl, ugly women tend to not pick up good looking men
    SEE FOREMAN. NO NEED TO BE GAY...
    May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

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