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    I haven't been on a vacation in years. I'm looking to travel a little more while young and single. I need a white sandy beach, nice resort or hotel, and lots of ladies. My shit is looking tight and I need to do something with it. Any ideas?
    thanks.

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    Can't go wrong with Cabo, I missed the college spring break but there was alot of MILFs, that was probably better because you look better against versuses the older dudes. No offense older dudes. I would say Cancun but I think the whole place got ripped up.

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    Thanks, forgot to add, it is winter. How is the weather down south this time of year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasone
    I haven't been on a vacation in years. I'm looking to travel a little more while young and single. I need a white sandy beach, nice resort or hotel, and lots of ladies. My shit is looking tight and I need to do something with it. Any ideas?
    thanks.
    First of all, take a minium six months off.

    Yes, six months.

    Two-week vacations are for the trapped, the ignorant, and the foolish.

    Once you take 6 months off, you can choose a part of the world that interests you. Then get a small bag, a decent travel guide, and go.

    This is what I do.
    It's an accurate statement that our current spending will not be increasing the debt We've stopped spending money that we don't have.

    -- Jack Lew, then director of the Office of Management and Budget, in Feb. 16, 2011 testimony before the Senate Budget Committee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasone
    I haven't been on a vacation in years. I'm looking to travel a little more while young and single. I need a white sandy beach, nice resort or hotel, and lots of ladies. My shit is looking tight and I need to do something with it. Any ideas?
    thanks.

    I'd say lose more bodyfat first.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu
    First of all, take a minium six months off.

    Yes, six months.

    Two-week vacations are for the trapped, the ignorant, and the foolish.

    Once you take 6 months off, you can choose a part of the world that interests you. Then get a small bag, a decent travel guide, and go.

    This is what I do.
    Im confused, what are you talking about? Six months of from what?

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    San Diego is cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    I'd say lose more bodyfat first.
    ageed!!


    your fat! NOT tight! hop on the treadmill!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    ageed!!


    your fat! NOT tight! hop on the treadmill!!!

    Diet!
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Now I understand, that old photo. I've made a few changes in the past few months. I'm leaner now. You folks are picky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Diet!


    cardio!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasone
    Now I understand, that old photo. I've made a few changes in the past few months. I'm leaner now. You folks are picky.

    LIKELY STORY!
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    I'll just kill myself now. bye

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasone
    I'll just kill myself now. bye
    !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasone
    I'll just kill myself now. bye

    At least you're not as fat as Monkey Man.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    At least you're not as fat as Monkey Man.

    thats so rude!!

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    Seattle would be a good place to take a vacation before. I've been there before.


    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasone
    I haven't been on a vacation in years. I'm looking to travel a little more while young and single. I need a white sandy beach, nice resort or hotel, and lots of ladies. My shit is looking tight and I need to do something with it. Any ideas?
    thanks.
    Go visit Bangkok, Thiland. Dale's mom is notorious in the red light district for her ability to spread herpes like butter on a biscuit. She claims "suckie suckie five dorra" but in reality she just wants a plane ticket to America so she can hunt for the only child she conceived before her uterus took a poundin' from half of the Asian population, so just hand her an ATM reciept and say "Ticket!" and she'll say "tikkie? ronderful!" then donkey punch her for Dale's sake.

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    What is club med about?

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    It depends on your age

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    San Diego is cool.
    and cold this time of year
    I highly recommend all IronMagLabs supplements!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasone
    Im confused, what are you talking about? Six months of from what?
    Take six months off from work or school, and life in boring America.

    And visit another country. Don't just rot your brain in the US.

    South America, perhaps. South East Asia. Southern Africa.

    You don't need to spend more than 20 US dollars per day, on average.
    It's an accurate statement that our current spending will not be increasing the debt We've stopped spending money that we don't have.

    -- Jack Lew, then director of the Office of Management and Budget, in Feb. 16, 2011 testimony before the Senate Budget Committee.

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    I am off to Cancun in May! Fat or not I am going to drink captian and diet coke on the beach!
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    Cancun, is it still there? Is there a big difference between a 3 & 4 star hotel down there? Wonder if something nice is there for under $500 for 3-4 nights all inclusive with flight. One person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasone
    I haven't been on a vacation in years. I'm looking to travel a little more while young and single. I need a white sandy beach, nice resort or hotel, and lots of ladies. My shit is looking tight and I need to do something with it. Any ideas?
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    Mykonos or Santorini
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    Those Greek islands are beautiful.

    I wish Greece kept the Drachma....oh well.....
    It's an accurate statement that our current spending will not be increasing the debt We've stopped spending money that we don't have.

    -- Jack Lew, then director of the Office of Management and Budget, in Feb. 16, 2011 testimony before the Senate Budget Committee.

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