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    hey bros i got a good one for mythbusters






    anyone else ever heard that tale that like if u put a spoon in the freezer for leik a long ass time

    then you jerk off and rite before you finish you cup your balls with the frozen spoon and supposedly you can shoot youer load like 15 feet

    any you bros ever try it or hear of it?

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    Stick a 10'000 volt cattle prod up your ass and I'm sure the muscle spasm will launch your load 100 feet without any need to jerk off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    anyone else ever heard that tale that like if u put a spoon in the freezer for leik a long ass time

    then you jerk off and rite before you finish you cup your balls with the frozen spoon and supposedly you can shoot youer load like 15 feet

    any you bros ever try it or hear of it?
    The reason that is "Feasibly" possible is because during the climax the Temprature of the spoon will cause you to Squeeze/Tighten up your PC muscle very quickly with a lot of force (Basically you will squeeze your buttocks together quick and fast) ...This will then cause you to shoot your load off further....15 feet I fucking highly doubt.

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    I just tried it, didnt work but now i have a spoon stuck to my balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mista
    I just tried it, didnt work but now i have a spoon stuck to my balls
    come over bro ill moisten it so it comes off smoothe

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    How about just working your PC muscle so you can do it all the time.

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