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    Would you buy my sperm?

    Looking for the perfect "stocking stuffer?"

    Makes a great Christmas gift! Willing to mass produce. Authentically self manufactured. Each shipment is gauranteed each of the following:

    *high protein content
    *recessive blue eye gene
    *great adhesive quality
    *works better than White-Out

    Perfect for loved ones seeking offspring of absolutely no atheletic ability and a geek tendency. Anime, video games, obsession with porn, you name it!

    *limited to 7 shipments a day

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    Do you accept paypal?

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    no. I prefer to see my customers in person. That way I can shake their hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    no. I prefer to see my customers in person. That way I can shake their hands
    Do we get a receipt incase it doesn't work the way we want it to?
    I like to return things often.

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    sorry, only store credit. But if you question the quality or methods feel free to return it with a hot girlfriend/sister/mom/grandmother/sheep and I will be glad to demonstrate the procedure. I might even be generous enough to give them a hands on demonstration.

    Remember, installation is always free.

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    A little sample of the good stuff.


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    ah min0 lee. My toughest competition

    I can't beat that 10 shipments/day garauntee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    ah min0 lee. My toughest competition

    I can't beat that 10 shipments/day garauntee
    But you can beat the price!
    Don't give in to the big corporations!

    I much prefer the small town mom and pop stores.

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    How sperms survive freezing anyway?

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    sooooo i guess we know what you are doing w tit away...

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    The cup I ordered is full of piss, whats the deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
    But you can beat the price!
    I don't know about the price, but I know one thing I beat, aren't you paying attention?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    sooooo i guess we know what you are doing w tit away...
    something about not being able to fool around with someone makes me like one of those chipmunks that at some point just start having sex with everything that moves until they hump themselves to death.

    the first day tit was gone I hit 7 times, 4 of those were before 11 am. I quit trying to hit a higher number cuz I started to feel more and more light headed after each time.

    there has been so much p0rn on my computer this week it's not even funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS
    The cup I ordered is full of piss, whats the deal?
    hey, to stay competitive I have to cut some costs somewhere

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