Looking for the perfect "stocking stuffer?"
Makes a great Christmas gift! Willing to mass produce. Authentically self manufactured. Each shipment is gauranteed each of the following:
*high protein content
*recessive blue eye gene
*great adhesive quality
*works better than White-Out
Perfect for loved ones seeking offspring of absolutely no atheletic ability and a geek tendency. Anime, video games, obsession with porn, you name it!
*limited to 7 shipments a day