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    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom

    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
    period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Pharmacist
    an buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
    crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?
    I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
    a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed
    in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the
    girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me
    of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
    I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
    At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him...
    "You shag her again."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
    period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Pharmacist
    an buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
    crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?
    I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
    a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed
    in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the
    girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me
    of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
    I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
    At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him...
    "You shag her again."
    True Story. I drove up to Foremans house in my ferrari and told him this. When he made the miscarriage joke I laughed heartily, ha ha ha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    True Story. I drove up to Foremans house in my ferrari and told him this. When he made the miscarriage joke I laughed heartily, ha ha ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood
    What's lame is your Stats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexusGS
    What's lame is your Stats.
    idc dont bother me

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood
    idc dont bother me
    I would hardly cizzall tizzle bother'n.
    Good Shit.

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    Good Shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexusGS

    Good Shit.
    awesome

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    Yeah, I drove by my local church this morning and decided to take a picture for you.

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