ANDRO SHRED!

Facebook    Twitter    YouTube    Instagram

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 19
  1. #1
    Registered User


    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    12,542

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    4
    Thanked in
    4 Posts
    Rep Points
    16500062

    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom

    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
    period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Pharmacist
    an buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
    crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?
    I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
    a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed
    in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the
    girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me
    of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
    I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
    At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him...
    "You shag her again."
    I highly recommend all IronMagLabs supplements!
    www.ironmaglabs.com

  2. #2
    Magical Apelikemenace
    ELITE MEMBER
    The Monkey Man's Avatar


    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    New Delhi, India
    Age
    41
    Posts
    14,421

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    2
    Thanked in
    2 Posts
    Rep Points
    19533031




    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
    Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!



  3. #3
    Metrosexual
    DOMS's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    In a van, down by the river...
    Age
    45
    Posts
    32,605

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    1
    Thanked in
    1 Post
    Rep Points
    1865421879



  4. #4
    Registered User
    bigss75's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2002
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    5,139

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    5713156

    lol

  5. #5
    Intensity!
    Steele20's Avatar


    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    711

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    5671917

    lmao

  6. #6
    Senior Member
    ELITE MEMBER
    musclepump's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    America! Fuck yeah!
    Posts
    6,671

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    9323879

    uh...





  7. #7
    flawless


    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,153

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    13453544

    Wealth > everything

  8. #8
    3UZFE
    LexusGS's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    2,623

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    7307239

    Hilarious.

  9. #9
    Elite Kiki
    BigDyl's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Securityland
    Age
    35
    Posts
    15,728

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    24446685

    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
    period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Pharmacist
    an buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
    crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?
    I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
    a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed
    in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the
    girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me
    of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
    I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
    At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him...
    "You shag her again."
    True Story. I drove up to Foremans house in my ferrari and told him this. When he made the miscarriage joke I laughed heartily, ha ha ha!
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

  10. #10
    Pic is at 263-14% jan 06
    NEW_IN_THE_GAME's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Sioux Falls South Dakota
    Age
    30
    Posts
    1,138

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    -42982

    Funny shit.
    These are my dreams, which I must make reality!

  11. #11
    Registered User


    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    12,542

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    4
    Thanked in
    4 Posts
    Rep Points
    16500062

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    True Story. I drove up to Foremans house in my ferrari and told him this. When he made the miscarriage joke I laughed heartily, ha ha ha!

    I highly recommend all IronMagLabs supplements!
    www.ironmaglabs.com

  12. #12
    Registered User
    kenwood's Avatar


    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    4,876

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    1
    Thanked in
    1 Post
    Rep Points
    7893230


  13. #13
    3UZFE
    LexusGS's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    2,623

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    7307239

    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood
    What's lame is your Stats.

  14. #14
    3UZFE
    LexusGS's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    2,623

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts
    Rep Points
    7307239


  15. #15
    Registered User
    kenwood's Avatar


    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    4,876

    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    1
    Thanked in
    1 Post
    Rep Points
    7893230

    Quote Originally Posted by LexusGS
    What's lame is your Stats.
    idc dont bother me

Similar Threads

  1. Deer Runs Over 11-year-old Georgia Girl
    By Curt James in forum Anything Goes
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 02-29-2012, 03:38 PM
  2. This 8 year old girl can shred.
    By troubador in forum Anything Goes
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 02-08-2012, 08:45 AM
  3. 13 year old girl set lifting record
    By jagbender in forum Anything Goes
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 01-29-2012, 08:08 AM
  4. 14 year old Girl Deadlifts 235 lbs!!
    By powerhouse413 in forum Anything Goes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 10-19-2011, 11:15 AM
  5. 19 year old girl i know wants to do steroids....
    By cheesegrater in forum Anabolic Zone
    Replies: 74
    Last Post: 10-05-2005, 03:37 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Copyright© 2001-2017 IronMag® Bodybuilding Forums