I was driving down the road when a blue bunny ran in front of me. I could tell from the "thud" that I had made contact. By the time I could stop, turn around and return to where the accident had occurred, a group of vultures had already descended and were picking at the remains. Within minutes, only a few bone fragments and a pool of blood remained on the road.
One day I saw a Blue Bunny so I smashed it in the head with a mallet and ate it's brains. I then waited 3 hours, shit the brains back into it's skull and sent it on it's merry way. When it got 4 feet away I shot it, in the face, Dick Cheney style.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Then Lexus is going down the street in his favorite car. Snow does frighten him, he loves snow, he keeps his car fast, fast as the wind. But the wind sometimes becomes tornadoes and now he doesnt remember when the car started to spin. This is the future, now most goods are transportted by pressurized tunnels under the streets, luckily under this street it is nothing inflammable, it is nothing hazardous, so when a crack appeared in the street before the spinning car, Lexus could barely see it but he found the flow of pressurized peanuts coming out as a geyser was quite amusing. Overhead a plane carrying elephants just opened its door by accident. Lexus doesnt like gray snow.