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    Question How to pee standing up?

    Theres this girl at my gym that can pee standing up... she can aim it just like a guy. For sanitary reasons and convenience, I think it would be cool to learn how to do it. Can any female here tell me the technique?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Theres this girl at my gym that can pee standing up... she can aim it just like a guy.
    How do you know? Did she tell you? How a conversation like this starts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    How do you know? Did she tell you? How a conversation like this starts?
    Well I went in to take a shower I saw someone peeing, at first I thought it was a man but it turned to be a girl.
    I didn't want to ask her such a personal question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Well I went in to take a shower I saw someone peeing, at first I thought it was a man but it turned to be a girl.
    I didn't want to ask her such a personal question.
    Does min0 usually go to the female or the male bathroom? Is it a woman that entered a male bathroom to pee or is it a man that is dressed as a woman in the male or female bathroom?

    Thanks for clearing that up min0.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Thanks for clearing that up min0.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Theres this girl at my gym that can pee standing up... she can aim it just like a guy. For sanitary reasons and convenience, I think it would be cool to learn how to do it. Can any female here tell me the technique?
    the riddle is solved, MINO IS A GIRL!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Luke8395

    But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kicka19
    the riddle is solved, MINO IS A GIRL!!!
    yeah but she coulda just taped it between her legs

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    TravelMate™ non-invasive urinary devices enable females to pee through the fly of their clothes while standing, or by attaching our medical-grade thermoplastic elastomer tubing and collection bag, answer the call of nature while seated in a car, boat, or small aircraft.Each 1-inch x 6-inch soft plastic TravelMate is environmentally responsible— meaning that it can be washed and reused hundreds of times. Furthermore, in most cases the TravelMate wipes off residual urine (no need for toilet paper) making the product ideal to bring along when well-maintained restrooms are scarce.Staff writer Kimberly Wong, writing for Health magazine summed up her experience with the award-winning TravelMate: “A perfect companion for any trip outdoors— not to mention the times you come across suspicious-looking toilet seats.”Storage is simple— after a quick wash under the faucet or after using one of our mini sanitizing sprayers, slip the device into one of our denim or tapestry carrying cases. It easily fits in your purse or the front pocket of a standard pair of jeans and uses less storage space than a pair of sunglasses

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    Avoid contact with public restroom surfaces. TravelMate users don’t need to “hover” uncomfortably while urinating over a dirty toilet seat to stay clean.
    Minimize undressing. TravelMate users are able to pee without having to seek out a private place to get half-way undressed— a great benefit when wearing restrictive clothing, hiking, snowmobiling, or answering emergency ”calls of nature” alongside the highway. Because TravelMate users can usually urinate while remaining fully clothed— like males— they are much less likely to get bitten by mosquitoes on their derriere.
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    Use it while seated in small, confined spaces such as during long flights in small aircraft, long car trips, or in a kayak.
    Many wheelchair users no longer need assistance transfering to a toilet to pee. They can remain in their chair and run the tubing directly into the toilet or collection bag.


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    The TravelMate cradle is designed to fit comfortably between the labia majora (the outer lips) and over the labia minora (the inner lips), forming a leak-free seal with the female anatomy. The urethral opening is then temporarily enclosed within the cradle so that urine has only one way out— down the tube and out through the tip. This patented design is why we’re able to make the TravelMate so small and discreet.
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    This thread is just a bag of piss...
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    Ive just realised we go camping and ive been using one of those to scoop up the sugar, thought the sugar tasted funny.....
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    practice practice practice

    Dear MinOlee,

    there are not 100 ways to learn how to pee standing up. You just have to practice. How? Simple.....

    Start by going outside, where nobody is there to watch you. Remove your pants and panties then, just pee standing up. At first, you might get urine on you so, bring something to wash yourself just in case. You will learn tricks by practicing on your own until you become extremely proficient. Then, you can pee in a toilet when you learn how to aim.

    It just makes sense.

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    BTW, I have looked at your gallery and you are HOT!!! Can we date sometime?

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    LMAO @ this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by The13ig13adWolf
    LMAO @ this thread
    You know you're going to be a regular patron now (to the TravelMate)... Didn't you mention you wanted to grow a pair of balls at some point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanp156
    You know you're going to be a regular patron now (to the TravelMate)... Didn't you mention you wanted to grow a pair of balls at some point?
    i just may be. i think i said i was waiting for them to drop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Rider
    Dear MinOlee,

    there are not 100 ways to learn how to pee standing up. You just have to practice. How? Simple.....

    Start by going outside, where nobody is there to watch you. Remove your pants and panties then, just pee standing up. At first, you might get urine on you so, bring something to wash yourself just in case. You will learn tricks by practicing on your own until you become extremely proficient. Then, you can pee in a toilet when you learn how to aim.

    It just makes sense.

    Lone Rider


    BTW, I have looked at your gallery and you are HOT!!! Can we date sometime?
    Thanks for the tip and I am so sorry but I am engaged to ForemanRules. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Rider
    Dear MinOlee,

    there are not 100 ways to learn how to pee standing up. You just have to practice. How? Simple.....

    Start by going outside, where nobody is there to watch you. Remove your pants and panties then, just pee standing up. At first, you might get urine on you so, bring something to wash yourself just in case. You will learn tricks by practicing on your own until you become extremely proficient. Then, you can pee in a toilet when you learn how to aim.

    It just makes sense.

    Lone Rider


    BTW, I have looked at your gallery and you are HOT!!! Can we date sometime?
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    I'm devastated. I'll need months of therapy to recover from the rejection.

    You make a nice couple. Cheers,

    Lone Rider

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Rider
    I'm devastated. I'll need months of therapy to recover from the rejection.

    You make a nice couple. Cheers,

    Lone Rider
    I don't think the therapy will be for rejection, buddy.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    I don't think the therapy will be for rejection, buddy.
    Injection?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Injection?
    Of the hot beef variety.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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