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    IM member for a blind date

    If you had to introduce an IMer to a friend, what would you say to convince them to go in a blind date with the IMer?
    "Of course you are right but BigDyl is.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    If you had to introduce an IMer to a friend, what would you say to convince them to go in a blind date with the IMer?
    "Of course you are right but BigDyl is.."
    vipoi is obbsessed with gay looking bunnies, he likes to bodybuild, he picks on little kids to make him look big, kinds like KEFER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexusGS
    vipoi is obbsessed with gay looking bunnies, he likes to bodybuild, he picks on little kids to make him look big, kinds like KEFER!

    You are wrong, I make fun of only two persons in this world, BigDyl and ALBOB but they dont need my help anyway.

    Shut up about the bunnies.

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    i think the obvious "they'r really fit, they post on IM" would play a role.
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    mino=="Hey Shae meet Bigdyl, he really is a nice guy....oh, well yes he drools and yes he smells like ass but he really, really is a nice guy."

    BigDyl-== Burp...(picks his nose then puts out his hand to shake Shae's hand) Duh, pleased to meet you Shae (fart) what min0 said is a true story

    Shae---min0, are you sure he's a Yoga instructor? What's with the silly mask......stop grabbing my breast you fiend!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by goandykid
    i think the obvious "they'r really fit, they post on IM" would play a role.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    mino=="Hey Shae meet Bigdyl, he really is a nice guy....oh, well yes he drools and yes he smells like ass but he really, really is a nice guy."

    BigDyl-== Burp...(picks his nose then puts out his hand to shake Shae's hand) Duh, pleased to meet you Shae (fart) what min0 said is a true story

    Shae---min0, are you sure he's a Yoga instructor? What's with the silly mask......stop grabbing my breast you fiend!!


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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    mino=="Hey Shae meet Bigdyl, he really is a nice guy....oh, well yes he drools and yes he smells like ass but he really, really is a nice guy."

    BigDyl-== Burp...(picks his nose then puts out his hand to shake Shae's hand) Duh, pleased to meet you Shae (fart) what min0 said is a true story

    Shae---min0, are you sure he's a Yoga instructor? What's with the silly mask......stop grabbing my breast you fiend!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    If you had to introduce an IMer to a friend, what would you say to convince them to go in a blind date with the IMer?
    "Of course you are right but BigDyl is.."
    how did you know I was blind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    mino=="Hey Shae meet Bigdyl, he really is a nice guy....oh, well yes he drools and yes he smells like ass but he really, really is a nice guy."

    BigDyl-== Burp...(picks his nose then puts out his hand to shake Shae's hand) Duh, pleased to meet you Shae (fart) what min0 said is a true story

    Shae---min0, are you sure he's a Yoga instructor? What's with the silly mask......stop grabbing my breast you fiend!!
    You are so wrong!


    Oh btw.....I had enough of trying to have a man for a relationship. They are just fun to talk to now.

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    1. He doesn't know any better... He's from Brazil.

    2. She's a Virgin -

    3. She'll like you... You play the guitar, so you're in there -

    4. He's talks tough... But when you meet him he's only 5'5 -

    5. He's one of those EMO flop guys... Y'know... Oh, and he thinks he's a ninja or something.

    TBC...
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    Me: 'Hi Mino! I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. I think you'd like him'
    Mino: 'Oh? Whats he like'
    Me: 'Well, he is a funny guy .. nice sense of humor.. real fun to be with..His names Vieope.'
    Mino: 'OK.. so whats wrong with him?'
    Me: 'Nothing! he is a real nice guy... well he is kinda furry.. but u like the fuzzy ones, dont you?'
    Mino: 'well ....'
    Me: 'Also.. um .. he has a tail and is blue.. but that shouldnt be a prob...'
    Mino : Click!

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    Me: 'Hey Sahe! I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. I think you'd like him'
    Shae: 'Who is it? whats he like?'
    Me: 'His Name is Dyl... Big guy .. lotsa fun'
    Shae: 'Sounds nice .. what else do you know about him.
    Me: 'Well.. i heard he likes dominant women to play with'
    Shae: 'Hmmm.. what kinda play?'
    Me: 'I heard he likes to wear a black face mask while he is naked and handcuffed while he gets his ass whipped with a cat-o-nine tails and you could scream "whos your mama!" to him and...'
    Shae: Click!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    4. He's talks tough... But when you meet him he's only 5'5 -

    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
    Mino: 'OK.. so whats wrong with him?'
    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
    Me: 'I heard he likes to wear a black face mask while he is naked and handcuffed while he gets his ass whipped with a cat-o-nine tails and you could scream "whos your mama!" to him and...'
    Shae: Click!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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