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    Ok, so a couple of nights ago............

    Ok, so a couple of nights ago............
    I went to the bar. Anyway, I went there with my uncle who was meeting a guy he used to work with. Well it was closing time so we all decided to head back to my uncles house to drink some beers and what not.
    Well, later in the night my uncle's friend wants to hook up and shit with me, and i'm tottally put off by him. This guy is a drunk son of a bitch and i'm like wtf. So I tell my uncle who happens to be gay and shit so he tells me he has a plan...he tells me to turn off the lights and it's dark as hell you can't see your hand in front of you.
    Well anyway my uncle and his friend start banging away

    10 minutes into the whole affair I turn on the lights and I look them while I am sitting in the corner ....talk about fucking weird.
    So I'm like "dude, your screwing my uncle" and I leave, I come back in like 5 minutes later and does the same shit. Well, long story shorthe blew a massive load on my uncles chest and it was cool in all but talk about weird. The weirdest part about the whole thing is I may know this guy from I.M. I mean shit, I'm sorry about my ramblings but WOW, what a weird ass night.

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    nice plagarism!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Sorry Uncle Big but was this a secret?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp


    nice plagarism!
    Its a True story, I can't remember the guys name but I think my uncle kept telling him or calling him Fetch.

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    Either way, i hope you got a good view

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    Wow, that's a pretty fucked up story.

    That is all I have to say about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fletcher6490
    Wow, that's a pretty fucked up story.

    That is all I have to say about that.
    http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...97#post1302397

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Ok, so a couple of nights ago............
    I went to the bar. Anyway, I went there with my uncle who was meeting a guy he used to work with. Well it was closing time so we all decided to head back to my uncles house to drink some beers and what not.
    Well, later in the night my uncle's friend wants to hook up and shit with me, and i'm tottally put off by him. This guy is a drunk son of a bitch and i'm like wtf. So I tell my uncle who happens to be gay and shit so he tells me he has a plan...he tells me to turn off the lights and it's dark as hell you can't see your hand in front of you.
    Well anyway my uncle and his friend start banging away

    10 minutes into the whole affair I turn on the lights and I look them while I am sitting in the corner ....talk about fucking weird.
    So I'm like "dude, your screwing my uncle" and I leave, I come back in like 5 minutes later and does the same shit. Well, long story shorthe blew a massive load on my uncles chest and it was cool in all but talk about weird. The weirdest part about the whole thing is I may know this guy from I.M. I mean shit, I'm sorry about my ramblings but WOW, what a weird ass night.
    Wait a minute....Is your Uncles name Chuck, and are you pretty built for a woman.
















































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    True story, and more proof that fletcher is ghey
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Sorry Uncle Big but was this a secret?

    So, Bigdyl's real name is Chuck...I would of never guessed that.
    I drive a big truck

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    True Story,

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    I still don't know if min0 is male or female...
    Let's all join together and SPEAK ENGLISH IN AMERICA.


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    Quote Originally Posted by musclepump
    I still don't know if min0 is male or female...
    No one actually does...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    True Story,

    And you will be seeing me again real soon boy.

    Sounds good...you are FUN
    I drive a big truck

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletcher6490
    Sounds good...you are FUN


    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletcher6490
    Sounds good...you are FUN


    No youre confusing your terms here...



    BigChuck isn't "FUN"... He's "HAPPY"... -

    You know, full of "Merriment", "Care-free", "Whimsical", "Light-Hearted...

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    Quote Originally Posted by musclepump
    I still don't know if min0 is male or female...

    I do
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