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    return the sandwich?

    it's cheat day you order a steak sandwich with the works... the person preparing it asks if you want "mayonaise" you say yes... you get home sit down to your meal n the friggin idiot has put miracle whip on your sandwich

    a) return the sandwich

    b) eat it n grumble

    c) just go back n shoot the person they have no brain anyway n life must be very difficult for them

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    Eat it.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    It's not like they sprayed it with AIDS, it's fucking Miracle Whip.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    it's sugar why not just put a few tablespoons of sugar on your sandwich or other not supposed to be sweet food? i tried to eat it cuz they were busy n i didn't want to be an ass but it was ruined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    It's not like they sprayed it with AIDS, it's fucking Miracle Whip.
    miracle whip is exactly what aids would taste like if it had a taste.

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    luckily i have an 8 yr old with spring fever. we're going to take a walk n go buy fruit.

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    As wierd Al Yankovic would say, 'Eat It!'

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    I fail to see it being a problem on a cheat day.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    I fail to see it being a problem on a cheat day.
    Exactly. I would look at it as a cheat that happened not quite the way i intended, eat it and move on with my life

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    i just don't like the taste not like vomit bad like say anchovies but that taste belongs in say tarter sauce not on red meat. i'm going to stick w the cheat food they can't screw up... beer.

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    Let me guess. High maintenance, right?

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    I'd spray AIDS on it then force Dale to eat it, so D.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott17
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    Killing on an empty stomach is bad for your digestive system
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    miracle whip is disgusting, i would return that samich.

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