Drinking Booze, when is it appropriate

[GFR]

Lets just say on Saturday when you have the day off and are not going to drive for the rest of the day.

Nood

 

[topolo]

It is appropriate to drink while reading a ghey thread..............like this one.

 

[Bakerboy]

Are you drunk now, Foreman?

 

[GFR]

Not yet but I'm thinking about it.

 

[Doublebase]

It is appropriate to drink while reading a ghey thread..............like this one.

shut up.

It really doesn't matter IMO.

 

[Dale Mabry]

There have been mornings I never stopped from the night before.

 

[topolo]

shut up.

It really doesn't matter IMO.

Good post you inbred douchebag

 

[Doublebase]

Good post you inbred douchebag

Man, you really need to get a life. You are ridiculous. "inbred"? why would you assume that, tadpole.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Forehead, if you stop poisoning your body with booze you will be happier

 

[Dale Mabry]

Forehead, if you stop poisoning your body with booze you will be happier

Beer takes the pain away.

 

[ablc]

Work's over at 10am, so the better question might be "how early do I have to quit drinking?" On the rare occasion that I drink, of course.

 

[MyK]

I enjoy a good drink, I just wish that I didnt have to wake up the next day!

 

[GFR]

I was just at the grocery store, a guy was getting arrested for being drunk in public.....It was 9:50AM. That detured me froim drinking today untill 3PM

 

[MyK]

I was just at the grocery store, a guy was getting arrested for being drunk in public.....It was 9:50AM. That detured me froim drinking today untill 3PM

nice neighbourhood!

 

[WantItBad]

um drinking can start as soon as the last class of the day is done

 

[section8]

There have been mornings I never stopped from the night before.
Beer takes the pain away.

It's never too early if all you are going to do is sit at home all day.

 

[Bazooka Tooth]

its apropriate when with Kefe's mom....always...

 

[clemson357]

I generally try to wait until after 12, unless it is a special occasion. such as saturday.

 

[GFR]

I generally try to wait until after 12, unless it is a special occasion. such as saturday.

 

[section8]

Just how many drunks does IM have anyways?

 

[BigDyl]

True Story, looks like foreman has a new best friend.

 

[Doublebase]

Just how many drunks does IM have anyways?

12

 

[GFR]

True Story, looks like foreman has a new best friend.

 

[Triple Threat]

its apropriate when with Kefe's mom....always...

Don't you mean it's necessary when with Kefe's mom....always...

 

[fletcher6490]

Just how many drunks does IM have anyways?

Heres one.

I went to my local bar for dollar beers yesterday, and man did I get wasted. I got to the bar around 4:30 and I don't remember how I got home. I talked to a friend today and he said I got kicked out of the bar last night...I wish I remember how that happen. I'm such a dumb ass, I really need to stop drinking. I left my damn credit card at the bar so I have to go there in a little bit to get it. I can't wait to see the bartender who kicked me out, maybe she will fill me in on what the hell happened.

Sad part is, i'll probably be doing the same thing again tonight.

 

[MyK]

Heres one.

I went to my local bar for dollar beers yesterday, and man did I get wasted. I got to the bar around 4:30 and I don't remember how I got home. I talked to a friend today and he said I got kicked out of the bar last night...I wish I remember how that happen. I'm such a dumb ass, I really need to stop drinking. I left my damn credit card at the bar so I have to go there in a little bit to get it. I can't wait to see the bartender who kicked me out, maybe she will fill me in on what the hell happened.

Sad part is, i'll probably be doing the same thing again tonight.

your young, you got alot of drugs to do, parties to crash, sucks for you, if I could take it all back, now I wouldnt, I woulda did more shit that people said that I shouldnt!!!

 

[GFR]

your young, you got alot of drugs to do, parties to crash, sucks for you, if I could take it all back, now I wouldnt, I woulda did more shit that people said that I shouldnt!!!

Like have sex with a real girl

 

[MyK]

Like have sex with a real girl

"Drug Ballad"

[Girl] Yeaaah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit!
[Em] (aight)
[Eminem] Guess what? I ain't coming in yet...
I'll come in a minute
[Eminem] Ayo...This is my love song...it goes like this

[Eminem]
Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everything's spinning
You're beginin' to think women
are swimming in pink linen again in the sink
Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guiness is finished
You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up
[Em's spaceman voice]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Looking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me out of this place
I'm outta place
I'm in outer space
I've just vanished without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
I'll be back in an hour or so

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
'Cause every time I go to try to leave
Something keeps pullin' on my sleeve
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay
These drugs really got ahold of me

'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"
They won't let me ever let them go
I'm a sucka all I gotta say
These drugs really got ahold of me

[Eminem]
In third grade, all I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube
17 years later I'm as Rude as Jude
Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs
I've got no game
And every face looks the same
They've got no name
So I don't need game to play
I just say whatever I want to whoever I want
Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want
However, I do show some respect to few
As ecstacy got me standing next to you
Getting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to you
We just met
But I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too
So you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the fuck we do?"
I gotta go bitch
You know I have stuff to do
'Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you
But in the long run
These drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or later
But fuck it, I'm on one
So let's enjoy
Let the X destroy your spinal cord
So it's not a straight line no more
'Til we walk around looking like some wind-up dolls
Shit's sticking out of our backs like a dinosaur
Shit, six hits won't even get me high no more
So bye for now
I'm going to try to find some more

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
When you swallow it all wollow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw it
And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
And what's a little fight?
Tomorrow you'll be boys again
It's your life
Live it however you wanna
Marijuana is everywhere
Where was you brought up?
It don't matter as long as you get where you're going
'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're going
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning
But you're young
You've got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw
Parties to crash
Sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn'tBut I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated
Did better drugs and updated
But I've still got a lot of growing up to do
I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew
But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories
With a bottle of Jack
Two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed

[Chorus 2x]
[Same as previous, but 2nd time the last line is repeated like this]

Drugs really got ahold of me
They really got ahold of me
'Cause drugs really got ahold of me
They really got ahold of me

 

[section8]

Heres one.

I went to my local bar for dollar beers yesterday, and man did I get wasted. I got to the bar around 4:30 and I don't remember how I got home. I talked to a friend today and he said I got kicked out of the bar last night...I wish I remember how that happen. I'm such a dumb ass, I really need to stop drinking. I left my damn credit card at the bar so I have to go there in a little bit to get it. I can't wait to see the bartender who kicked me out, maybe she will fill me in on what the hell happened.

Sad part is, i'll probably be doing the same thing again tonight.

Atta boy Fletch make us proud and get kicked out of another bar tonight.

 

[fletcher6490]

Atta boy Fletch make us proud and get kicked out of another bar tonight.

I've only been kicked out of 2 bars before. The first being Applebees. How the hell do you get kicked out of Applebees???