Popcorn and movie fun!

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Tired of going to the theaters and watching couples enjoy themselves while you just sit there all alone?
Well now you can have the fun without having to pay for a date. Below is a step by step instuction on how to enjoy yourself.

 

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The Popcorn magic unfolds

To make this movie "friend", you need: one cardboard popcorn bucket, an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, a latex glove, duct tape, a marker, scissors and an exacto knife.http://img97.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ppopcorn017yl.jpg

 

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Draw a circle

First empty the popcorn bucket. Position the toilet paper tube about two thirds of the way down the side, and trace around the outside of the tube with the marker. You can also position the hole on the bottom of the bucket, depending on the angle of your erection.
For those with disfigured penises your on your own ( Yes Johnnny,you. )

 

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Cut the hole

Draw a small circle in the middle of the outline, and mark the circle into several wedge-shaped sections. Cut out the small inner circle with the exacto knife, then cut the inside lines from the middle to the outer edge of the large circle.
For those lucky enough to be blessed like John H. you may need to super size the bucket.

 

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Insert the tube

Fold the triangular tabs inward. Insert the toilet paper tube into this hole in the side of the bucket.
This is so much fun, I just love hobbies.

 

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Insert the latex glove

Insert the latex glove, fingers first, into the toilet paper tube and pull the fingers through the end. Fit the opening of the glove around the outside of the tube.

Umm...if your cutting the hole try cutting it through the happy face unless your into S&M then it's all good.

 

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Hush! Do not interrupt me while I give class.

I know your overjoyed but please remain in your seat.

 

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Pull the glove through the hole

Using your thumb or fingernail, press the edge of the latex glove into the space between the toilet paper tube and the cut and folded edge of the hole in the bucket. Hold the toilet paper tube in place and pull the edge of the latex glove past the tabs and into the inside of the bucket.

 

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Secure with duct tape

Stabilize the tube with vertical strips of duct tape. Make sure the tape covers the tabs and the edge of the glove, and overlap the strips of tape as you go around the tube. Wrap it all with one long piece of duct tape around the tube.

 

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Don't forget the lube!

Refill the bucket with popcorn to conceal your secret pocket "friend". Bring along some tissues and individual packets of lube. Then sit back and enjoy the show!
Heck! You'll enjoy BradPitt movies in ways you never have before!

 

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That concludes todays lesson. Questions?

 

[Crono1000]

See this is useful because the bottom of the bucket usually doesn't get any butter. This way you can apply your own self made butter from the middle down

 

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See this is useful because the bottom of the bucket usually doesn't get any butter. This way you can apply your own self made butter from the middle down

Very good. Now remember folks this also can be enjoyed by your friends.

 

[fufu]

See this is useful because the bottom of the bucket usually doesn't get any butter. This way you can apply your own self made butter from the middle down

ahahhahaha, wait a minute...

 

[MACCA]

What happens if your mum comes home and trys to grab a handful of popcorn fuck thats some lucky dip.....ouch......

 

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What happens if your mum comes home and trys to grab a handful of popcorn fuck thats some lucky dip.....ouch......

Just tell mom that daddy taught you that. Works all the time.

 

[MACCA]

To be honest i never liked the salty popcorn.........

 

[Goodfella9783]

Pee-Wee Herman would have benefited from this invention.

 

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http://www.humoronline.com/videos/penis-in-the-popcorn.wmv


They have a video with the results.

 

[fufu]

bumpworthy thread

 

[kidbodybilder]

bumpworthy thread

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