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    This sums up the idiocy of Christians

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
    What
    powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he
    continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
    bushes.
    Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he
    saw
    that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically
    and
    he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He
    rolled
    over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a
    swipe
    at
    him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God..."

    Time stopped.

    The bear froze.

    The forest was silent.

    It was then that a bright light shone down upon the man and a voice
    came
    out
    of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach
    others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do
    you
    expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
    believer?"

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
    of me
    to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could
    you
    make the BEAR a Christian?"

    "Very well," said the voice.

    The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

    Then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless
    this
    food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful.
    Amen."
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    Ummmm...actually I think it sums up the idiocy of athiests.
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocco32
    Ummmm...actually I think it sums up the idiocy of athiests.
    Wow, I actually thought better of you
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Wow, I actually thought better of you
    Well I don't see how that is bad for christians. It's an athiest in the story who asks a stupid request
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocco32
    Well I don't see how that is bad for christians. It's an athiest in the story who asks a stupid request
    Yes and the silly logic of the story is Christian....do you think a athiest wrote this joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Yes and the silly logic of the story is Christian....do you think a athiest wrote this joke.
    I'm giving you a hard time!!!
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocco32
    I'm giving you a hard time!!!
    I want noithing hard from you
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    lawl, I have heard that before.

    For the record. I don't know about the existance of God. BUT even when I am scared shitless, or in a bad part of my life I don't pray or ask help from God. Alot of people do that. Seems like a very cowardly thing to do. It is like "I'll only acknowledge God when I need help."
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