I had this dream last night (and yes this is for real) that I was at this party and everyone was having a great time. Then this girl comes up to me and we start to hit it off and kinda mess around a little. Then I find out shes really a dude! But she looks really, really, really good. I mean hot and sexy and totally a like a chick. So I stop and tell her (him) I'm not into to that, thanks but no thanks. So she's sad and goes away back to the party.
Strangely though I really liked her and watch her re-enter the party. She's also keeping an eye on me, although acting like shes not. So she starts lap dancing on some other dude and looking right at me to make me all jealous, and IT WORKS! I go over to her and get between her and the other guy and we start making out heavy and its on! We go to the back room and I fuck her doggy style (well, just slightly altered becuase shes a DUDE! ) And after words we date and I introduce her to all my friends and family and everyone just loves her and all my friends want to hump her brains out and the whole time shes a dude. But its our secret. Weird huh?
So I guess this makes me a complete and utter raging home sexual. bummer
Strangely though I really liked her and watch her re-enter the party. She's also keeping an eye on me, although acting like shes not. So she starts lap dancing on some other dude and looking right at me to make me all jealous, and IT WORKS! I go over to her and get between her and the other guy and we start making out heavy and its on! We go to the back room and I fuck her doggy style (well, just slightly altered becuase shes a DUDE! ) And after words we date and I introduce her to all my friends and family and everyone just loves her and all my friends want to hump her brains out and the whole time shes a dude. But its our secret. Weird huh?
So I guess this makes me a complete and utter raging home sexual. bummer