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What if Jesus were a Gay Black Muslim? Would you still love him?

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    What if Jesus were a Gay Black Muslim? Would you still love him?






    He would still love you right?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Jesus was such a mary.

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    according to michelangelo jesus was dead sexy.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    What if Jesus were a Gay Black Muslim? Would you still love him?
    Of course...
    I still love Bert and Ernie...

    And I would still love Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck if they were gay too...














    As long as they were still funny, and didn't jump the shark like jesus did

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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    I don't care about the black and gay part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing


    according to michelangelo jesus was dead sexy.
    It looks like he was high on something.

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    um he's dead.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    um he's dead.
    True Story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    um he's dead.
    Damn sorry, I didnt know.
    Good one jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    um he's dead.
    not really

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    u should read the real bible the one thats being hidden from americans its awsome the rest of the world has it except america u all have the version abraham lincoln wrote,,,in the real bible jesus rides a harley and is one bad ass mofo

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    his last words were suck my cock motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    He would still love you right?
    How could Jesus be Muslim?
    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules;


    Men respect people who deserve respect, simple as that.

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    It's cool if he was gay and a muslim... but if he was black... then no.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    It's cool if he was gay and a muslim... but if he was black... then no.
    I hope you dont think your going to see a blone hair, blue eyes man do you!?
    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules;


    Men respect people who deserve respect, simple as that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by god hand
    I hope you dont think your going to see a blone hair, blue eyes man do you!?

    It's ok, you're still my bro.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by god hand
    How could Jesus be Muslim?
    We are ALL Muslim at birth. Isa (Islamic name for Jesus) chose to remain Muslim. That whole Trinity thing? Made up stuff to sell tickets. Passover? Easter? Hallmark invention. Christmas is a European custom that's just plain fun ... so of course that caught on. When ya really get down to it Jesus looked like any other guy from his home town.

    He was a Prophet of Allah and wasn't even a very good swimmer let alone that whole walked on water deal. Healed the lepers, raised the dead, helped the blind to see ... all true.

    Jests aside if you are really interested in the intersection of Islamic and Christianity respective of Jesus read this ... yeah it's kinda long but it's quick to the point without a lot of verbiage and whosoever and thereforartthous ... it really covers the subject well if ya go for that kinda stuff.

    Christian and Islamic Jesus is a very compatible perspective really.

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