Try This In Mexico

Results 1 to 19 of 19
  1. #1
    Senior Member
    ADMINISTRATOR
    Prince's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Panama
    Posts
    63,372
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Thumbs up Try This In Mexico






    Okay, are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

    Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
    international law, or any of that nonsense. Just sneak into
    Mexico and take up residence.

    Once there, demand that the local government provide free
    medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual
    nurses and doctors Demand local government forms, bulletins and
    driver license exams be made available to you in English.

    Even though you cannot support your family, procreate
    abundantly. Deflect any criticism of your irresponsible
    reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You
    would not understand, pal." Demand that all those children
    receive a bilingual education at taxpayer expense.


    (You'll love our counterfeit 5 Dolares money at
    www.bordercenturion.com
    It sends a wake-up call to our snoozing politicians.)

    Read On...

    Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your
    rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your
    car bumper.

    Speak only English at home and in public and insist that
    your children do likewise.

    Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

    Demand a Mexican driver license. This will afford other
    legal rights, like voting in Mexican elections, and will go far
    to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

    Insist that Mexican law enforcement agencies teach English
    to all its officers.

    Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or
    dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in
    Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in
    the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political
    correctness trump common sense.


    IronMagLabs 15% Discount Code: Robert15






    IronMag Research 15% Discount Code: Robert15



  2. #2
    fiendish thingy
    ELITE MEMBER
    fufu's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    18,162
    Rep Points
    81654611

    lawl....hey, that is what they are doing to us!
    fufu's 1337 Journal

    Your diet will set you free.

    I hate exercise, I love training.

  3. #3
    Founder of GOSB
    SUPER MODERATOR
    ZECH's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Down by the River
    Posts
    20,185
    Rep Points
    433295487

    Good post!




    Disclaimer: All health, fitness, diet, nutrition, anabolic steroid & supplement information posted here is intended for educational and informational purposes only, and is not intended as a substitute for proper medical advice from a medical doctor. We do not condone the use of anabolic steroids (AAS), all information about AAS is for educational and entertainment purposes only. If you choose to use AAS it's your responsibility to know the laws of the country that you live in. Consult your physician or health care professional before performing any of the exercises, or following any diet, nutrition or supplement advice described on this website.

  4. #4
    Senior Member
    ADMINISTRATOR
    Prince's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Panama
    Posts
    63,372
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    lawl....hey, that is what they are doing to us!
    right, that was the point.


    IronMagLabs 15% Discount Code: Robert15






    IronMag Research 15% Discount Code: Robert15



  5. #5
    fiendish thingy
    ELITE MEMBER
    fufu's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    18,162
    Rep Points
    81654611

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
    right, that was the point.
    I know, I was kind of making a joke by stating the obvious.
    fufu's 1337 Journal

    Your diet will set you free.

    I hate exercise, I love training.

  6. #6
    the unbanned
    MyK's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2005
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    consumerville!
    Posts
    11,504
    Rep Points
    215433628

    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    I know, I was kind of making a joke by stating the obvious.
    not funny!!

  7. #7
    fiendish thingy
    ELITE MEMBER
    fufu's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    18,162
    Rep Points
    81654611

    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    not funny!!
    fufu's 1337 Journal

    Your diet will set you free.

    I hate exercise, I love training.

  8. #8
    the unbanned
    MyK's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2005
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    consumerville!
    Posts
    11,504
    Rep Points
    215433628

    Quote Originally Posted by fufu

  9. #9
    fiendish thingy
    ELITE MEMBER
    fufu's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    18,162
    Rep Points
    81654611

    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    fufu's 1337 Journal

    Your diet will set you free.

    I hate exercise, I love training.

  10. #10
    Registered Abuser
    myCATpowerlifts's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Inner Space
    Posts
    7,403
    Rep Points
    177640862

    MexOwned!

  11. #11
    Elite Kiki
    ELITE MEMBER
    BigDyl's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Securityland
    Posts
    15,728
    Rep Points
    22298690

    Meowned!!!





    lawl
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

  12. #12
    Registered Abuser
    myCATpowerlifts's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Inner Space
    Posts
    7,403
    Rep Points
    177640862

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Meowned!!!





    lawl

    http://ironmagazineforums.com/showpo...4&postcount=10

  13. #13
    Fueled by Testosterone
    MODERATOR
    CowPimp's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Silver Spring, MD
    Posts
    15,929
    Rep Points
    16817091

    Mexicowned would've sounded better...
    The only time it's bad to feel the burn is when you're peeing...

    CowPimp Likes Iron - My Journal
    1RM Videos

  14. #14
    And the winner is......
    ELITE MEMBER
    the nut's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Quahog, RI
    Posts
    2,258
    Rep Points
    2881991

    Nice post!
    I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!



  15. #15
    Registered User
    musclepump's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    America! Fuck yeah!
    Posts
    6,671
    Rep Points
    9223879

    Just start shooting illegals on sight and we'll fix the problem
    Let's all join together and SPEAK ENGLISH IN AMERICA.


  16. #16
    Metrosexual
    ELITE MEMBER
    DOMS's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    In a van, down by the river...
    Posts
    32,686
    Rep Points
    1862244849

    Good man.


  17. #17
    Registered User
    god hand's Avatar


    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Dallas
    Posts
    4,217
    Rep Points
    2683753

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
    Okay, are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

    Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
    international law, or any of that nonsense. Just sneak into
    Mexico and take up residence.

    Once there, demand that the local government provide free
    medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual
    nurses and doctors Demand local government forms, bulletins and
    driver license exams be made available to you in English.

    Even though you cannot support your family, procreate
    abundantly. Deflect any criticism of your irresponsible
    reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You
    would not understand, pal." Demand that all those children
    receive a bilingual education at taxpayer expense.


    (You'll love our counterfeit 5 Dolares money at
    www.bordercenturion.com
    It sends a wake-up call to our snoozing politicians.)

    Read On...

    Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your
    rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your
    car bumper.

    Speak only English at home and in public and insist that
    your children do likewise.

    Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

    Demand a Mexican driver license. This will afford other
    legal rights, like voting in Mexican elections, and will go far
    to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

    Insist that Mexican law enforcement agencies teach English
    to all its officers.

    Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or
    dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in
    Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in
    the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political
    correctness trump common sense.
    http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...ad.php?t=50029
    Duplicate threads!
    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules;


    Men respect people who deserve respect, simple as that.

  18. #18
    Windy City
    ELITE MEMBER
    Big Smoothy's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    South America
    Posts
    5,597
    Rep Points
    235125658

    Great point, Robert.

    Sad but true....

  19. #19
    fiendish thingy
    ELITE MEMBER
    fufu's Avatar


    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    18,162
    Rep Points
    81654611






    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Meowned!!!





    lawl
    lawl
    fufu's 1337 Journal

    Your diet will set you free.

    I hate exercise, I love training.

Similar Threads

  1. Mexico
    By FiveSeven220 in forum Anabolic Zone
    Replies: 47
    Last Post: 06-25-2014, 09:28 PM
  2. mexico
    By EL_NENE in forum Anabolic Zone
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 12-13-2010, 06:24 PM
  3. Mexico?
    By Evil ANT in forum Anabolic Zone
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 11-05-2007, 09:50 PM
  4. Going to mexico
    By NoBiUs in forum Anabolic Zone
    Replies: 66
    Last Post: 03-01-2006, 06:51 PM
  5. Say I was going to Mexico
    By basenji in forum Anabolic Zone
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 05-19-2002, 05:51 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
-->