Okay, are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense. Just sneak into
Mexico and take up residence.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free
medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual
nurses and doctors Demand local government forms, bulletins and
driver license exams be made available to you in English.
Even though you cannot support your family, procreate
abundantly. Deflect any criticism of your irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You
would not understand, pal." Demand that all those children
receive a bilingual education at taxpayer expense.
(You'll love our counterfeit 5 Dolares money at www.bordercenturion.com
It sends a wake-up call to our snoozing politicians.)
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that
your children do likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a Mexican driver license. This will afford other
legal rights, like voting in Mexican elections, and will go far
to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.
Insist that Mexican law enforcement agencies teach English
to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be deported within a few weeks, in jail or
dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in
Mexico or ANY OTHER country in the world except right here in
the United States. Land of the naive! We have let political
correctness trump common sense.
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