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I don't know why it came to my mind, but today I was reminded of all these weird kids in Elementary School that of course did weird things. They weren't the special education kids either. They just did weird things that would boggle your mind.
For instance, throughout all of my time in elementary school there was this one kid who would go to the bathroom so he could poop. But he had a phobia of water splashing up his crack or something like that. I say this because he would go into the stall, take down his pants, and while still standing, proceed to shit on the floor right in front of the toilet. It was weird when you would go to the bathroom and you would see a burgundy loaf on the floor of the bathroom. And, it was always in the same bathroom.
The funny part is when a bunch of us caught him in the act as we saw the shit plop on the floor with a small thud. The kid came out of the stall looking all cool and going "Hey guys, what's up?" and for some reason, none of us pointed out the fact that he had just taken a goddamn shit on the floor. We didn't even tell the teachers because the guy was so nonchalant about it.
Another time we had this kid that we all called "head". We called him head for various reasons, but mainly because he had a huge head compared to the rest of his body, and because he was one of the LD kids. Now my school was extremely small, so they put the LD kids in the same room as the normal kids. When we would go on restroom breaks, head would drop his pants, turn around, and shit in the urinals. He did this for about half of the school year, because none of us would confess to the teacher who was actually doing it, because we thought it was so damn funny. The only reason he ever got caught was because the janitor was pissed from having to fetch turds out of the urinal everyday, and staged a trap to catch him in the act.
I have tons more great stories about fucked up classmates, but to show you that I am a good sport I will admit to some of the dumb shit that I did. I remember stuffing my shirt into my jacket sleeve so it made a sort of bulge, and I would run around screaming at people that I was megaman. I was also a pyro-maniac and burned all of my toys, baseball/football trophies, and stuffed animals. My friend Rob and I dug a big whole and burned everything we could get our hands on.
I also had some fucked up issue with loving to cause disruption of any kind. It wasn't even an attention thing, but rather a way to deal with the boredom of school. I would steal everything the teacher had to prevent school from taking place. I would hide shit, move things around, shoot spitballs at the chalkboard with ninja-like stealth. I never made above a C- in conduct on my report cards until I was in middle school. I stuck coins in electrical sockets. I took the belongings of fellow class mates and put them in other people's deck. I broke pencil tips off in pad locks to prevent us from getting back into our classrooms after recess. Teachers had to watch me like a hawk or I would do some stupid shit to disrupt.
For instance, throughout all of my time in elementary school there was this one kid who would go to the bathroom so he could poop. But he had a phobia of water splashing up his crack or something like that. I say this because he would go into the stall, take down his pants, and while still standing, proceed to shit on the floor right in front of the toilet. It was weird when you would go to the bathroom and you would see a burgundy loaf on the floor of the bathroom. And, it was always in the same bathroom.
The funny part is when a bunch of us caught him in the act as we saw the shit plop on the floor with a small thud. The kid came out of the stall looking all cool and going "Hey guys, what's up?" and for some reason, none of us pointed out the fact that he had just taken a goddamn shit on the floor. We didn't even tell the teachers because the guy was so nonchalant about it.
Another time we had this kid that we all called "head". We called him head for various reasons, but mainly because he had a huge head compared to the rest of his body, and because he was one of the LD kids. Now my school was extremely small, so they put the LD kids in the same room as the normal kids. When we would go on restroom breaks, head would drop his pants, turn around, and shit in the urinals. He did this for about half of the school year, because none of us would confess to the teacher who was actually doing it, because we thought it was so damn funny. The only reason he ever got caught was because the janitor was pissed from having to fetch turds out of the urinal everyday, and staged a trap to catch him in the act.
I have tons more great stories about fucked up classmates, but to show you that I am a good sport I will admit to some of the dumb shit that I did. I remember stuffing my shirt into my jacket sleeve so it made a sort of bulge, and I would run around screaming at people that I was megaman. I was also a pyro-maniac and burned all of my toys, baseball/football trophies, and stuffed animals. My friend Rob and I dug a big whole and burned everything we could get our hands on.
I also had some fucked up issue with loving to cause disruption of any kind. It wasn't even an attention thing, but rather a way to deal with the boredom of school. I would steal everything the teacher had to prevent school from taking place. I would hide shit, move things around, shoot spitballs at the chalkboard with ninja-like stealth. I never made above a C- in conduct on my report cards until I was in middle school. I stuck coins in electrical sockets. I took the belongings of fellow class mates and put them in other people's deck. I broke pencil tips off in pad locks to prevent us from getting back into our classrooms after recess. Teachers had to watch me like a hawk or I would do some stupid shit to disrupt.
