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    Who put these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane



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    did you take your medication today?

    at my kids summer program thursdays are fishing days. they say the instructor sounds just like S.L.J. " if you lose your bait you WILL swim the canal!"

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    It's gonna be a cult classic you'll see, you know why? The genius is in the simplistic title "Snakes On A Plane" you know what you're getting no need to guess like if you had never heard of a movie "Brokeback Mountain" you might start to watch it expecting mountain climbers trying to conquer a tough mountain and then your whole world is tossed to shit when you see two macho cowboys tonguing down each other and not their horses as you had maybe expected before that!!!! I'm a bit wasted
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    I think, but I haven't done anything yet??????
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    looks like ABSOLUTE shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martinogdenbsx
    looks like ABSOLUTE shit

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    what's wrong with samuel l jackson's nose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ge3k0
    what's wrong with samuel l jackson's nose?
    He visited Michael Jackson's doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    lol thats a good one, hadnt seen that yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squanto
    lol thats a good one, hadnt seen that yet.
    Im sure forman will be posting it before long, so your bound to see it again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    did you take your medication today?

    at my kids summer program thursdays are fishing days. they say the instructor sounds just like S.L.J. " if you lose your bait you WILL swim the canal!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    It's gonna be a cult classic you'll see, you know why? The genius is in the simplistic title "Snakes On A Plane" you know what you're getting no need to guess like if you had never heard of a movie "Brokeback Mountain" you might start to watch it expecting mountain climbers trying to conquer a tough mountain and then your whole world is tossed to shit when you see two macho cowboys tonguing down each other and not their horses as you had maybe expected before that!!!! I'm a bit wasted
    Snakes on a plane, I cant think of a more homosexual scenario. Thousands of feet from the ground, locked with "snakes".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Snakes on a plane, I cant think of a more homosexual scenario. Thousands of feet from the ground, locked with "snakes".
    how about bigdyl and topolo holding hands and skipping down the street!

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    First of all had did a plane from Hawaii get a shitload of snakes on it? It's a felony to have a snake in Hawaii.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    Im sure forman will be posting it before long, so your bound to see it again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    First of all had did a plane from Hawaii get a shitload of snakes on it? It's a felony to have a snake in Hawaii.
    Some guy put a time release capsule with snakes in it on the plane in hopes of killing a witness. I donno why he didnt put one of those time release thingys that blows stuff up on it instead...

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    st240 your avatar is the best...haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by ST240
    Some guy put a time release capsule with snakes in it on the plane in hopes of killing a witness. I donno why he didnt put one of those time release thingys that blows stuff up on it instead...
    Snakes don't trigger bomb alarms.


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