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    Dog v. Diamond






    This is something that I thought of a long time ago, but I think its kind of interesting. Everyone has heard the expressions "A Dog is a man's best friend," "Diamonds are a girls best friend." I think everyone would agree that there is some degree of truth to this. Comparing the two is also interesting and telling, IMO.

    A Dog:
    A dog is one of the only things on earth that costs nothing to obtain. They are also the only thing on earth that is completely loyal, and gives unconditional love for its entire life.

    A Diamond:
    A diamond is a cold, inanimate object. It is one of the most expensive substances on earth. It has no use and no utility besides its monetary value. It is not particularly rare or precious, rather it is valuable because of the South African diamond monopoly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    I bought my dog a diamond studded collar









    Did it let you bang it in the ass when you gave it to her/him?
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Now I'm all for the dog because diamonds serve no purpose,but they also don't shit in the floor and bark all night long either.And the reward for that diamond can be -------.YEA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zombul
    Now I'm all for the dog because diamonds serve no purpose,but they also don't shit in the floor and bark all night long either.And the reward for that diamond can be -------.YEA.

    Diamonds do serve a purpose. Dave Chappelle sprinkles them on his food so his doo-doo sparkles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatCatMC
    Diamonds do serve a purpose. Dave Chappelle sprinkles them on his food so his doo-doo sparkles.
    Yes and he has made lots of money selling his sparkling doo-doo under names like Leukic,Creakic and Gakic.He's a genious..

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    I'd take my chances with the diamond and sell it and buy me a couple dogs

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    Shit eating dog or man eating MuscleTech shit,wow the important decisions one must make.

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    Actually diamonds do have very important purposes. Anyone who is familiar with drill bits is aware of this. There are also other scientific uses for diamonds.

    Dogs do own though.
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    why eat muscle tech when you can eat or drink All The Whey www.allthewhey.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedyReedy5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedyReedy5
    why eat muscle tech when you can eat or drink All The Whey www.allthewhey.com
    Cha Ching.$$$$$$
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    hahaha good!!!! so when you do get serious give me a call 800-866-1970

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Did it let you bang it in the ass when you gave it to her/him?
    You sound like you're trying to describe min0









    How did you know that was who i was refering to?!?!?
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