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    Porno gone wrong - haiku

    Let's have some fun! Make up a haiku of porn scenes gone
    wrong. I know, I'm bored.

    Rules of haiku;

    5
    7
    5

    Ok, here we go.

    The camera zooms in

    Taping every grunt and groan

    Bumps into his a$$
    -----------

    guy banging chicks ass

    she hikes up her dress further

    oh god shes a he
    ------------------

    slut moans, all holes filled

    best tape I ever jacked to

    oh fuck, that's my mom
    ------------

    Horsecock deepthroated

    Kuso vommits on stallion

    Gets kicked in the head
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    Anal Cum Junkies,

    Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt

    Broke my dick on those
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    LMAO i'll try to make some up but i'm to lazy to right now lol
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    ah the eighties

    the scrambled playboy channel

    hey was that a boob?
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    celebrity sex,

    is usually pretty good

    oprah dont film yours!!
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    Close up, doggy-style

    Couple in a warm embrace

    Gives her donkey punch!
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    Rent a new movie

    Someone's tossing thier salad

    Pan out, it's two guys!
    ---------------------------

    I stole the next ones.
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    I bite your nipples

    You writhe like a snake in heat

    Wish i knew your name
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    I stay up all night,

    Composing dirty haiku.

    I really need a life.
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    A camel cover

    On her terms, no one else's

    She can show the world
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Stop filming, he's hurt
    He cut his forearm badly
    Or fist-fucked too deep

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    BJ causes tears
    When the girl wears sharp braces
    She flossed with a vein


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    Originally posted by Showdown
    BJ causes tears
    When the girl wears sharp braces
    She flossed with a vein


    (I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)
    Oh my God, that is great! I'm laughing my ass off!

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    Running your tongue in circles
    thinking she's kinda dry
    Shyt, that's the carpet!
    Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

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    Originally posted by lean_n_76er
    Running your tongue in circles
    thinking she's kinda dry
    Shyt, that's the carpet!
    Ha ha ha!

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    I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:

    Any moron can
    write haiku, just stop at the
    seventeeth syllab

    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Originally posted by ALBOB
    I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:

    Any moron can
    write haiku, just stop at the
    seventeeth syllab

    Now that's fuking funny!

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    Except this moron can't count...
    (18 syllables)
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    u must have been really bored!

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