Porno gone wrong - haiku

[mmafiter]

Let's have some fun! Make up a haiku of porn scenes gone
wrong. I know, I'm bored.

Rules of haiku;

5
7
5

Ok, here we go.

The camera zooms in

Taping every grunt and groan

Bumps into his a$$
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guy banging chicks ass

she hikes up her dress further

oh god shes a he
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slut moans, all holes filled

best tape I ever jacked to

oh fuck, that's my mom
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Horsecock deepthroated

Kuso vommits on stallion

Gets kicked in the head
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Anal Cum Junkies,

Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt

Broke my dick on those
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[CRASHMAN]

LMAO i'll try to make some up but i'm to lazy to right now lol

 

[mmafiter]

ah the eighties

the scrambled playboy channel

hey was that a boob?
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celebrity sex,

is usually pretty good

oprah dont film yours!!
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[mmafiter]

Close up, doggy-style

Couple in a warm embrace

Gives her donkey punch!
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Rent a new movie

Someone's tossing thier salad

Pan out, it's two guys!
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I stole the next ones.
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I bite your nipples

You writhe like a snake in heat

Wish i knew your name
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I stay up all night,

Composing dirty haiku.

I really need a life.
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A camel cover

On her terms, no one else's

She can show the world
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[Stacey]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sawheet]

A dirty sanchez

 

[Showdown]

Stop filming, he's hurt
He cut his forearm badly
Or fist-fucked too deep

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BJ causes tears
When the girl wears sharp braces
She flossed with a vein


(I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by Showdown
BJ causes tears
When the girl wears sharp braces
She flossed with a vein


(I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)

Oh my God, that is great! I'm laughing my ass off!

 

[lean_n_76er]

Running your tongue in circles
thinking she's kinda dry
Shyt, that's the carpet!

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by lean_n_76er
Running your tongue in circles
thinking she's kinda dry
Shyt, that's the carpet!

Ha ha ha!

 

[ALBOB]

I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:

Any moron can
write haiku, just stop at the
seventeeth syllab

 

[w8lifter]

Originally posted by ALBOB
I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:

Any moron can
write haiku, just stop at the
seventeeth syllab

Now that's fuking funny!

 

[Dero]

Except this moron can't count...
(18 syllables)

 

[coleman]

(woman moaning)
yes yes yes faster
faster faster faster...fuck...
thrusting, not cuming

 

[david]

u must have been really bored!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Dero
Except this moron can't count...
(18 syllables)

5
7
+5
____
17

(Read mine again CAREFULLY and pay attention to the last line that ends in"sylab" NOT sylable.)


You moron.