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    Ethnic Survivor

    http://www.dailycomedy.com/5A-notes/2250/17956/
    The TV show "Survivor" is going ethnic. The show will pit Blacks, Asians, Whites, and Latinos against each other.

    Well we know the Blacks will be the best at the athletic competition, the Whites will be good at swimming and backstabbing, the Asians will figure everything out mathematically, and the Latinos will wind up on "The Maury Povich Show" trying to find out which survivor is the, "Real Father."

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    This may be a little racist, but I hope the whities win...
    May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperFlex View Post
    This may be a little racist, but I hope the whities win...



    Not that I'm racist But I hope the white peeps win also
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post



    Not that I'm racist But I hope the white peeps win also

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    This may be a little sadistic but I hope they are on a remote unpopulated island and a typhoon hits and drops a school of sharks and stinging jellyfish on top of all of them and they all die.......except the mixed race camera man who lives to tell the story.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    It doesn't bother me, and I don't care who wins. Surviver is both rigged and ghey!
    Fucking Determined!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post



    Not that I'm racist But I hope the white peeps win also
    RACIST!!!
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Well I cant see the whites winning because would probably be considered rascist.

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    heres exactly how its going to turn out the whites and asians will set up

    there own comunitys then the blacks and latinos will go to the white

    community and demand if they dont allow them in their community they are

    just rascist. Then the white people alow the blacks and latinos in and will

    have alot of people around most of wich are not going to want to work not

    saying who and will be supported by some system of welfare thus causing

    the asian community tons of wealth since the welfare tribes will be trading

    their supply's they leech of that horribly rascist white tribe for some sort of

    cocunut malt liquar the asians will be sure to make and of course imuntiy's

    that will alway be won by a certain tribe will always be traded for

    merchandise at the asian liquar store as well making the asian tribe

    completely invincible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperFlex View Post
    This may be a little racist, but I hope the whities win...
    Why? They'll just say we cheated somehow.

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    I'm picking the Latinos. You know they're gonna build the best shelter. And then they have a challenged set up so the whites can win and they would get the Latinos shelter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefutureisnow View Post
    Why? They'll just say we cheated somehow.
    I'm half black and half mexican and half indian and half asian. That makes me twice the man of you whities! That's the black in me talking... I'm just tired of seeing you pansies suck at everything! Including running the world...
    May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

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    I want the blacks to win so I dont have to hear them bitch!

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    I say we pay black people reparations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
    I want the blacks to win so I dont have to hear them bitch!
    Good point, I also read that if they score 80% it counts as 100%
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperFlex View Post
    This may be a little racist, but I hope the whities win...
    Is that like being a little bit pregnant or a little bit Christian?

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    One race probably won't win.
    Once it gets down to a few people they will probably join to one "tribe."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakerboy View Post
    Is that like being a little bit pregnant or a little bit Christian?
    Yes, exactly...
    May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...

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    The asians will win any competition that includes eating disgusting shit.

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    if the blacks start losing they will have dance and singing competitions to help them make a comback. if the asians start losing nohing will happen, because they don't complain!

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    Why didn't they have a Jewish team too?

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    I want to see religious Survivor

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    Why didn't they have a Jewish team too?
    the jews are the one who run the show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I want to see religious Survivor
    turn on the news!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Good point, I also read that if they score 80% it counts as 100%

    It's highschool all over again.

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