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    God gave man

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    and only enough blood to run one of them at a time.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    1. This is not a porn site, so please refrain from posting porn pics here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nsimmons View Post
    1. This is not a porn site, so please refrain from posting porn pics here.

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    It was a joke, i was trying to beat foreman. Noob? Youve been here 2 whole months longer. Go fuck jesus in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nsimmons View Post
    It was a joke, i was trying to beat foreman. Noob? Youve been here 2 whole months longer. Go fuck jesus in the ass.
    Oh wow, thats original, you regurgitate what myk says. Man, phew, you're a fucking genious.

    Maybe make a little more effort to express sarcasm, you cock gobbling cum dumpster
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    What can I say, im Myks bitch. Jesus likes it when you tongue his balls. Go think for yourself you inbred brainwashed priest fucking faggot.

    Dont make me sick beelzebub on your ass. Hail Satan!

    Thats all the time you get. Children are restricted to 2 insults.

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    I find this thread offensive on many levels
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    I find this thread offensive on many levels

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    Man created money and shopping to distract women while they took control of the world...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Jesus Christ...

    Who got sand in their vagina today!?!? -

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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    it was an avatar i thought it was funny. i really don't believe it. i think jokes on women are funny too. people who can't laugh at themselves not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    it was an avatar i thought it was funny. i really don't believe it. i think jokes on women are funny too. people who can't laugh at themselves not so much.
    OK.. I thought yout BF broke up w/you or something -

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    Jesus Christ...

    Who got sand in their vagina today!?!? -
    Is that a normal phrase in english? Do people say it regularly?

    Because the translation sounds really bad and offensive. I would get very angry if someone said that to my wife or girlfriend. Even if it is joking.

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    God gave women a brain










    but for some reason it's not connected to their mouths...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post
    Is that a normal phrase in english? Do people say it regularly?

    Because the translation sounds really bad and offensive. I would get very angry if someone said that to my wife or girlfriend. Even if it is joking.

    It is an expression that describes a really irritated woman
    (in a sarcastic fashion)

    And vaffanculo, to your wife (or girlfriend)

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    A few minutes ago I was really pissed off at you.

    But sweet now I understand it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    God gave women a brain










    but for some reason it's not connected to their mouths...
    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    OK.. I thought yout BF broke up w/you or something -

    maybe his penis does have a brain because he literally knows everything. not kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    maybe his penis does have a brain because he literally knows everything. not kidding.
    Please stop talking about his penis and tell us about your vagina, I want every detail.
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    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    maybe his penis does have a brain because he literally knows everything. not kidding.
    "Mr Know it All"


    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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    it's not connected to my brain either.

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