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    If You Had A Dollar For Every

    IF YOU HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAID OR ASKED YOU XXXXXXX

    How much would you have made and what did they ASK OR SAY?


    I'll go first. Hey tough, is Foreman really GAY?.......I have made $1158 from this question.

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    do you remeber what you did last night????

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    are u arnold ,,$55,000

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    I play softball at a very high level and am asked pretty often:

    Is your bat shaved?

    This summer probably wouldve made atleast 500 bucks.

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    Why are you hanging from a tree branch in your skivvies? $213.00
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakerboy View Post
    Why are you hanging from a tree branch in your skivvies? $213.00
    I like that.

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    Where's that pretty (beach) min0 at. She has a good one, I'm sure

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    how much can you bench? $1,000

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    another shot? lost count, probably in the millions
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    How did you know about that? 1 billion dollars
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    you guys are funny

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    Can I see your license and proof of insurance sir?Do you know why I pulled you over?
    Don't know how much I would have made but I know how much it's cost me.

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    When you lived in Canada, did you live in an igloo?

    ... or

    Do you speak French?

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    So did ya or do ya?

    Don't leave us hanging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    how much can you bench? $1,000
    No one ask you that. Hell you don't go to school no more and all you do is stay home and mess with us big guys









    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
    do you remeber what you did last night????

    No can you help me with that

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    How much for an 8th? --I made more than a dollar everytime I heard this though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt View Post
    How much for an 8th? --I made more than a dollar everytime I heard this though...
    Yeah typically $50 for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    So did ya or do ya?

    Don't leave us hanging.
    no and no

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    You are scared to admit you love me.

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    IF YOU HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME ____________.

    1000 + 1 FROM Tough, and I don't take pesos hombre.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Do you take steroids?


    Would you please stop drooling, you are putting off the lads pumping up!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tatyana View Post
    Do you take steroids?


    Would you please stop drooling, you are putting off the lads pumping up!




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    Are you talking about BigDyl and his Swedish Penis Pump????

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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    Are you talking about BigDyl and his Swedish Penis Pump????


    LOL!

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    Are you Brad Pits brother $1,000,000

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    Got the time? alot of money, but I have well made up for that lost revenue by responding , "No this watch stopped a long time ago I just wear it as a fashion accessory."
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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