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How To Make Your Cum Taste Better

I dont know why the tatse matters. It's not like you're using it as a cream based penne sauce
 
My cum tastes like peaches and cream!!!
 
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Ok I have changed my diet
Can I send someone a sample and let me know what you think ?
 
my x-gf told me that cum doesnt taste like anything. why would you want to make it taste good? if anything, i'd want it to taste horrific so i can laugh and point
 
deathbypoops said:
my x-gf told me that cum doesnt taste like anything. why would you want to make it taste good? if anything, i'd want it to taste horrific so i can laugh and point
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i tried to give you the benefit of the doubt with the eating pussy thread but seriously dude, grow the fuck up. what's the point of making yourself sound like a socially retarded douche that hates women?
 
Little Wing said:
i tried to give you the benefit of the doubt with the eating pussy thread but seriously dude, grow the fuck up. what's the point of making yourself sound like a socially retarded douche that hates women?
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alrite, i'll stop. i cant grow up though, who wants to grow up and work for the rest of my life and then die? sounds fun, where can i sign up?

p.s. - i dont "hate" women, if i came off like that, well then sorry
 
Little Wing said:
i tried to give you the benefit of the doubt with the eating pussy thread but seriously dude, grow the fuck up. what's the point of making yourself sound like a socially retarded douche that hates women?
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I personally thought he was just gay. :shrug:
 
deathbypoops said:
alrite, i'll stop. i cant grow up though, who wants to grow up and work for the rest of my life and then die? sounds fun, where can i sign up?

p.s. - i dont "hate" women, if i came off like that, well then sorry
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well why would you want to "reward" a woman giving you pleasure with a bad taste?


your post did make me think it would be hilarious to make a montage of all the bits of porn where the girl gets cum in her mouth and looks like she was poisoned.

warning porn nsfw that one's hysterical. i think it's funny cuz so much porn is fake as hell but some things you just cannot fake. nsfw cum puke
 
as long as i'm allowed to bust in her mouth i couldn't care less what she does with it after that point... spit or swallow, it makes no difference to me...

i've actually heard that eating a lot of meat makes semen taste rancid so if that's true then bodybuilders probably have the worst tasting cum...
 
Damn..I wonder who came up with this sick idea in the first place.:hmmm: I just hope people won't eat each other's poop sometimes in the future.:shake:
 
well this tread is pretty old but I made the test with my gf..
I never rly hate fast food before so that was good n for a week I didnt eat any onions, garlic or asparagus n I drank lots n lots of pineapple juice n she said it made a noticeable difference, she always swallowed before but now she says its quite tasty n sweet
I dont want to test for myself cause I think its gross but whatever makes her happy.. so if any u guys want to try it out for ur gfs, it does work
 
Chris6006 said:
I dont want to test for myself cause I think its gross but whatever makes her happy.. so if any u guys want to try it out for ur gfs, it does work
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Why not, every man has done this before. Don't be chicken and get a taste of your own medicine.

Tell us about it.
 
lol ur crazy.. not happening, oh n I forgot to ad, we also tried it for her, she drank lots of pineapple juice n no alcohol & coffee for a week n she tasted really great ! also she quit smoking about a month ago n ever since she tasted better as well
 
Cum Nutrition Facts_____________________

In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet._____________________________

What's in Semen_________________________
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:______________________________

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen_______________________________

Is Eating Cum Healthy?_____________________________
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. ___________________

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.________________________________

Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible._______________________________

Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.________________________
 
:roflmao: never going to happen dude, I find it crazy gross but she loves it in her mouth n swallows it.. took me a while to simply accept that so there's no way I'm licking my jizz
 
What about if she swallows my cum... will you kiss her then?
 
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