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    Prostate exam, did you do it already?


    I prefer cancer but did you do it?

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    It is because I dont understand the exam. If you have lung cancer, they dont put their hand through your throat to touch your lung. They take an x-ray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post
    It is because I dont understand the exam. If you have lung cancer, they dont put their hand through your throat to touch your lung. They take an x-ray.
    Wha, huh?

    They put their hand through your penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatCatMC View Post
    Wha, huh?

    They put their hand through your penis?
    No, they anally violate you.
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    I'd die from cancer of the prick.

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    I would rather someone stick a finger up my ass to feel my prostate then deal with Cancer anyday. Life is too short to try and play macho to that disease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    I would rather someone stick a finger up my ass to feel my prostate then deal with Cancer anyday. Life is too short to try and play macho to that disease.
    I agree. I've had the exam and it lasts only moments. Yes I felt violated, but their are worse medical exams/procedures. Have you ever seen anyone suffer through Cancer? Fuck that. Fist my ass before I go through that. Haha J/K .

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    I haven't got the finger yet, but I'm getting to that age.

    I had a very close friend die of cancer (smoking-related). With all the drugs that he was on, he wasn't himself at the end.

    There's no way in hell I'm going through that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    I would rather someone stick a finger up my ass to feel my prostate then deal with Cancer anyday. Life is too short to try and play macho to that disease.
    You realize we are just joking, right?
    Fucking Determined!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    You realize we are just joking, right?
    Seriously. All joking aside though I kinda like having my anus probed. Cancer free for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post

    I prefer cancer but did you do it?
    I pray these words never come back to haunt you.

    Prostate cancer is an evil and abhorrent way to die
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    I get a prostate exam every Saturday.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry View Post
    I get a prostate exam every Saturday.
    Too many friends with benefits, huh?

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