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    Uhhhh... I'm afraid to click that.
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    USPSA* Surgeon General has determined that continuous use of The Pussy Snorkel will cause multiple orgasms, which could result in temporary loss of energy.


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    Imagine having sex with a women for the first time and you say: "Could you just hold on a second I have a surprise." Then you take your put that thing on! Hahaha. She would think you are a nut job or at the very least from another planet.
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    They should put a vibrating device that straps under the chin so you can turn it on and just sit there and do nothing when your jaw gets tired...



    They should invent teeth guards for women that make it feel like you're getting a knob job from a toothless skank...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    They should put a vibrating device that straps under the chin so you can turn it on and just sit there and do nothing when your jaw gets tired...



    They should invent teeth guards for women that make it feel like you're getting a knob job from a toothless skank...
    When I first saw the picture I thought it was to avoid the small.
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    This would be the perfect gift for Viet John
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    This would be the perfect gift for Viet John

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    Don't need it, my girlfriend smells great down there . Can't say that about some exes though...

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