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    A Blond's Year In Review






    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
    labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
    said "2-4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water
    won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
    other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
    soft-top was open.

    September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ....instructions said 1 hour per
    pound and I weigh 108!!!

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
    the stupid phone!!!

    What a year!!


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    lol, march is the funniest.
    "The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post

    March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
    said "2-4 years!"

    What a year!!
    Fucking Determined!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jodi View Post
    What you beat the 2-4 years to finish the Jigsaw puzzle as well

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    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
    other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!





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    Okay I'm blonde and this made me giggle My favorite blonde joke is why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the "W's".
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    What do you call a blond that dies her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.


    Please don't kill me Jodi!


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    Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? So she could lip read.

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    Jodi..I've actually never heard that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jodi View Post
    Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? So she could lip read.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jodi View Post
    Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? So she could lip read.
    Oh no my virgin ears.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl View Post
    Oh no my virgin ears.
    I'm guessing your ears aren't the only thing thats a virgin.

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