Seriously, if you are over the age of 20 and you have loud pipes on your truck, you are a fucking loser. Get a fucking life. "Look at me, I'm white trash. I'm a 29 year old who works the Men's department at JC Penny, but I'm a hard ass. I drive a 1998 Chevy pickup with some stupid, primer-colored body kit and a bolt on aluminum fender. I'm so white trash. I drive around annoying the shit out of everyone I pass because I have a depressing, pathetic existence in which my P.O.S. truck is my pride and joy."
The best part is when these fucking homos pull up next to me at a stop light, in their piece of shit truck, and give me a look like they are going to their meth lab or something. Like I am going to assume that just because someone spent $600 on some loud pipes they are dangerous. It might work if you weren't wearing that McDonald's hat, you fucking idiot! It might work if I didn't have a concealed carry permit, same as you, you fucking idiot! I guarantee you that someone driving around in a honda civic, with the window down, peacefully enjoying the nice weather, listening to gangsta rap or techno is about 400 times more likely to have a girlfriend than the homos driving around with their loud pipes.
If you have loud pipes, you do not look dangerous, you don't look cool, everyone hates you. That is all.