Seriously, if you are over the age of 20 and you have loud pipes on your truck, you are a fucking loser. Get a fucking life. "Look at me, I'm white trash. I'm a 29 year old who works the Men's department at JC Penny, but I'm a hard ass. I drive a 1998 Chevy pickup with some stupid, primer-colored body kit and a bolt on aluminum fender. I'm so white trash. I drive around annoying the shit out of everyone I pass because I have a depressing, pathetic existence in which my P.O.S. truck is my pride and joy."
The best part is when these fucking homos pull up next to me at a stop light, in their piece of shit truck, and give me a look like they are going to their meth lab or something. Like I am going to assume that just because someone spent $600 on some loud pipes they are dangerous. It might work if you weren't wearing that McDonald's hat, you fucking idiot! It might work if I didn't have a concealed carry permit, same as you, you fucking idiot! I guarantee you that someone driving around in a honda civic, with the window down, peacefully enjoying the nice weather, listening to gangsta rap or techno is about 400 times more likely to have a girlfriend than the homos driving around with their loud pipes.
If you have loud pipes, you do not look dangerous, you don't look cool, everyone hates you. That is all.
The best part is when these fucking homos pull up next to me at a stop light, in their piece of shit truck, and give me a look like they are going to their meth lab or something. Like I am going to assume that just because someone spent $600 on some loud pipes they are dangerous. It might work if you weren't wearing that McDonald's hat, you fucking idiot! It might work if I didn't have a concealed carry permit, same as you, you fucking idiot! I guarantee you that someone driving around in a honda civic, with the window down, peacefully enjoying the nice weather, listening to gangsta rap or techno is about 400 times more likely to have a girlfriend than the homos driving around with their loud pipes.
If you have loud pipes, you do not look dangerous, you don't look cool, everyone hates you. That is all.