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Prison vs. Work

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Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren???t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
 
definitely depressing....some of them are stupid though like the door opening one....
 
Don't feel bad, you're less likely to get ass-raped at work that at prison.

not if you are Kelju...

He has a 50/50 chance every day to get banged in the booty, it just depends how his date goes

:roflmao: :roflmao:

Jk Kelju :thumb:
 
They are professional, and never made the slightest of sexual comments to me. One of the dudes is cool as hell. I look up to him as a business person and a just as a good person in general. The man knows how to make serious money. He isn't lazy either, he will jump right in and help us move heavy pieces of furniture and 300lb antique French mirrors or whatever.
 
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Don't feel bad, you're less likely to get ass-raped at work that at prison.

So you're telling me there's a chance...
 
They are professional, and never made the slightest of sexual comments to me. One of the dudes is cool as hell. I look up to him as a business person and a just as a good person in general. The man knows how to make serious money. He isn't lazy either, he will jump right in and help us move heavy pieces of furniture and 300lb antique French mirrors or whatever.

They sound nice. Do they have good fashion sense?
 
hahahah ok ok ok, I didnt mean to make this a bash fufu thread, back to topic :)
 
There's always a chance. But the assless pants that you wear make it more likely. :shrug:

Pants are for squares, as are bicycle seats.
 
Who's bashing? Hell, who even mentioned fufu?

oops I meant Kelfu, one of those cat people....

:)

ok maybe not bashing, it just turned into a gay topic, literally lol
 
you rang?
 
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They sound nice. Do they have good fashion sense?

The best. They really are the stereotypical gays. They have an incredible sense of dress, fashion, decorating, furniture, and style. I had non of the traits, so the last 3 years has been one big queer eye for the straight guy for me. I love it, because I have developed a sense of style and decorating that I would have never had otherwise.

When I pay my first house, it's going to be classy.
 
The best. They really are the stereotypical gays. They have an incredible sense of dress, fashion, decorating, furniture, and style. I had non of the traits, so the last 3 years has been one big queer eye for the straight guy for me. I love it, because I have developed a sense of style and decorating that I would have never had otherwise.

When I pay my first house, it's going to be classy.

Comedy Central : Motherload
 
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