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    Easter Joke

    A man and his ever-nagging (a.k.a. ever-loving!) wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend �only $150?"
    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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    Good one!

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    I like it.

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    Hahaha, good one.

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    Pretty good

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