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    No more assisted dips/pullups and...

    BOOGER station EVER! Yeah, after getting to the point in todays workout where I usually do my assisted dips I went over to said assisted dip/pullup station and placed my hand on it to rest a second, claim the machine as mine, and begin my dips when I noticed my hand touched a big green slimey booger (not mine either). After being seriously traumatized, and santitizing my hands with bleach, soap, lysol, and anything else I could find I then went over to the booger free regular dip station and did bodyweight dips, which I will only do from now on, along with pullups, chinups, etc (hopefully all booger-free)!
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    Well atleast now you can never say boogers are a bad thing. Hell they did get you away from that ass. station!

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    glad my motivational technique worked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double D View Post
    Well atleast now you can never say boogers are a bad thing. Hell they did get you away from that ass. station!

    Hmmm... True. I guess they can serve a purpose.
    Last edited by vortrit; 04-17-2007 at 05:13 PM.
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    :lmao: something similar to this has happened to me I know how u feel

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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    BOOGER station EVER! Yeah, after getting to the point in todays workout where I usually do my assisted dips I went over to said assisted dip/pullup station and placed my hand on it to rest a second, claim the machine as mine, and begin my dips when I noticed my hand touched a big green slimey booger (not mine either). After being seriously traumatized, and santitizing my hands with bleach, soap, lysol, and anything else I could find I then went over to the booger free regular dip station and did bodyweight dips, which I will only do from now on, along with pullups, chinups, etc (hopefully all booger-free)!
    Sack the fuck up, pussy.

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    Yeah I'm going to give bodyweight dips a try too in my new split here. I'm willing ot bet that I will be able to do a couple before the body goes dead on me.

    Boogers...thats just nasty. How does somebody not notice that.
    I do my best to focus on the task at hand, and give 100% in what I'm doing at the time. Nothing else matters except the task at hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uthinkso View Post
    Yeah I'm going to give bodyweight dips a try too in my new split here. I'm willing ot bet that I will be able to do a couple before the body goes dead on me.

    Boogers...thats just nasty. How does somebody not notice that.
    I don't know. Maybe someone was saving it for post workout nutrition.

    I did 6, 4, 4, and 4 so not too bad for a first attempt. I actually think I'm going to have a more difficult time with the wide grip pullups.
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