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    I am sick of people stealing my soap at the gym!

    I live in a small town, etc. And the point is most people here know that you should not take things that are not yours, but three times I forgot my liquid soap at the gym, and it was stolen.

    So, I've got a suprise for the next ass who steals my soap. They are going to get a nice dose of pink food coloring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    I live in a small town, etc. And the point is most people here know that you should not take things that are not yours, but three times I forgot my liquid soap at the gym, and it was stolen.

    So, I've got a suprise for the next ass who steals my soap. They are going to get a nice dose of pink food coloring.
    How much does a bar of soap cost these days? To small of an amount to get bent over. Besides, the cleaning crew may consider left over soap an un-sanitary item and throw it away.
    Last edited by BoneCrusher; 05-08-2007 at 02:17 AM.

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    It would be so funny if next week someone with pink hair stepped into your gym.

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    I'd use blue personally, 'cause whatever pussy is stealing soap is probably pink already
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    Seriously?

    Quit leaving your soap at the gym, tard. It was probably the clean-up crew keeping things tidy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pianomahnn View Post
    Seriously?

    Quit leaving your soap at the gym, tard. It was probably the clean-up crew keeping things tidy.
    No it wasn't the cleanup crew you tard. Two other people have left bottles of soap there for over a week and they have not been touched. If it were not for that fact I would not even care.
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    It's your own fault

    Why go through the trouble of trying to get revenge with soap?
    How hard is it to just grab all yor stuff out of the shower when you are done and put it in your locker?
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    Forget the pink dye...put some Nair into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Forget the pink dye...put some Nair into it.
    Your my hero!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
    It's your own fault

    Why go through the trouble of trying to get revenge with soap?
    How hard is it to just grab all yor stuff out of the shower when you are done and put it in your locker?

    I have a locker? No one told me...
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    Bag/locker/platic bag

    what do you usually contain your personal shit in?
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
    Bag/locker/platic bag

    what do you usually contain your personal shit in?
    A gym bag.

    And the point is other people are leaving there soap there and it's not getting fucked with PERIOD.
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    shit happens
    it's happened to me before too
    what can ya do
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
    shit happens
    it's happened to me before too
    what can ya do
    Turn them pink. That's what I can do.
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    I'd laugh it was already a man of color.
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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