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From: CaYlA nOrDqUiSt [mailto:ms_quist25@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:38 AM
To: Nordquist, Erica
Subject: RE: SPAM:

hahahaha omg
I'm in the library and some guy saw my piercing.. and he was like "Umm thats a cool piercing...when girls with lip piercings suck my cock, it rips it up..."


i was like UHHH WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

From: Nordquist, Erica (Erica.Nordquist@c*********)
Sent:May 10, 2007 5:41:48 PM
To: CaYlA nOrDqUiSt (ms_quist25@hotmail.com)

Gee buddy, that's sure interesting! Thanks for sharing....

Brother.

You should have said "yah, I hate that when that happens" -- really messed with his head.

Gotta go spin now. Talk to you latuh.

Mom
 
oh, but you dont.
 
Oh yeah well my Mom is a Bail Bondwoman/Bounty Hunter and carries a revolver and handcuffs everywhere......and she is dating a biker.....and a lawyer and some Ag gov. dude....at the same time....
 
my mom teaches spinning classes
and run marathons
and dated the owner of a steel company

and my moms mom got offered to pose in playboy

AYO
 
A guy i didn't know in vegas came up to me n said "if you like big cocks i've got one for you" i looked him in the eyes n smiled n said "i've got one for you too". he looked confused n left without another word. it helped that we were in the casino at the stardust where boylesque, which featured drag queens, was playing.
 
haha yah my moms funny

last year i had a guy in spruce grove who followed me around, and one day he drove by doing like, a hand job motion

i told my mom and one day she drove past me walking, and was doing the hand job thing too just to make fun of me
 
maniclion said:
Oh yeah well my Mom is a Bail Bondwoman/Bounty Hunter and carries a revolver and handcuffs everywhere......and she is dating a biker.....and a lawyer and some Ag gov. dude....at the same time....
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Holy shit....

Your mom is dating THIS guy?!?
 
Witmaster said:
Holy shit....

Your mom is dating THIS guy?!?
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No my Mom does the same thing as Dog, she just doesn't dress like a WWF reject like him and his wife....
 
maniclion said:
No my Mom does the same thing as Dog, she just doesn't dress like a WWF reject like him and his wife....
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:funny:

OK.. cool. You had me startled for a second.
 
I love my Mom more than any other person on earth. My mom is the greatest mom for a million different reasons.
 
mother's day is sunday. :)
 
Lol. Well we got your email

From: CaYlA nOrDqUiSt [mailto:ms_quist25@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:38 AM
To: Nordquist, Erica
Subject: RE: SPAM:
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Time to stalk.
 
lol i dont care if anyone has my email...just not my mommy's!
 
DontStop said:
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From: CaYlA nOrDqUiSt [mailto:ms_quist25@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:38 AM
To: Nordquist, Erica
Subject: RE: SPAM:

hahahaha omg
I'm in the library and some guy saw my piercing.. and he was like "Umm thats a cool piercing...when girls with lip piercings suck my cock, it rips it up..."


i was like UHHH WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

From: Nordquist, Erica (Erica.Nordquist@c*********)
Sent:May 10, 2007 5:41:48 PM
To: CaYlA nOrDqUiSt (ms_quist25@hotmail.com)

Gee buddy, that's sure interesting! Thanks for sharing....

Brother.

You should have said "yah, I hate that when that happens" -- really messed with his head.

Gotta go spin now. Talk to you latuh.

Mom
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:laugh:
 
sorry monkey man... i know i know
 
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